So it was around the end of May that I picked up a virus. I’ve done a little research on it, and it’s apparently a keylogger that transmits what I’m typing to somewhere else. It opens invisible windows that I can’t see, and it downloads all sorts of porn for me, and I don’t even have to ask. It sometimes offers to add porn links to my favorites for me. Isn’t this just fantastic?
Anyway, I managed to catch the URL of one of those windows and went directly to it. At that URL, I got this message:
Of course, those Xs are where the URL appears, and I’m not giving that out on this message board because I’m not sure if it could cause problems if I do so. I do have that URL, if anyone’s interested. Email me at nuclearfurniture@yahoo.com, and I’ll gladly send it to you. But you’ve been warned.
It goes without saying that I never visited the link on the virus’s page where I can supposedly go to take care of the problem. I’ve searched on Google for some references to the problem, and they are very few. I tried some of the solutions that I found but to no avail. I’m not sure I understood the instructions that were given; after all, I’m not an l33t haXXor or anything, so I require plain English to work computer problems out. (My command of the English language is superb, by the way.)
I could reload my system disks, but I don’t want to resort to that quite yet. I’ve dug viruses out of my computer before, but this is the absolute worst one I’ve ever encountered. One of the boards I visited said that it’s probably Russian, if that means anything. Whatever the hell it is, it’s been slowing down my already-slow computer. I have no idea how I picked it up, but I’ve got to get rid of it. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
Also, if anyone helps me work it out, I promise to write up the instructions in the plainest English possible and post them around the net so that people with marginal computer skills (like myself) or people with less-than-marginal skills can solve this problem. It’s the least I can do, as a good “netizen,” or whatever I’m supposed to call myself.