The Snapping Turtle Sex, U.L.?

Many years ago I heard the legend of the occasional woman who was born with the legendary “snapping turtle sex.”

To describe it as plainly and blandly as possible the Snapping turtle sex would be when a woman’s genitalia is horizontally inclined rather than the more common vertical orientation.

Is there such a thing as this legendary snapping turtle sex? If so, is the rest of it true as well?

If you ever meet her, please let me know.

I always heard that the “snapper” was the one that “clamped down and wouldn’t let go.”

I’m starting to think that I’m too drunk to post resposibly.

I used to work with a guy that was in the Korean conflict, and one day I asked him how long he was over there. His response was “Long enough to know they weren’t crossways, and boy was I pissed”.

I think it was 3 years later when I finally figured out what he meant.


The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks,

 Which practically conceal its sex.

I think it clever of the turtle,

 In such a fix to be so furtle.

                               - Ogden Nash