I’d have to go with Girl Scout cookies–there is no replacement. And they don’t make my roommate grumpy (she objects to the crack…)
Never had the slightest urge to try crack but as to the others…
The snooze button, definitely. I hate mornings anyway the snooze button was just too tempting. Yes, I was an abuser. Setting the alarm was a nightmare, compensating for snooze abuse in relation to the actual time I HAD to actually wake up and get moving. The more I used it the worse it got, conscious will destroyed. My hand would flail out and bat the button by pure reflex.
It became too much. I bought a clanky, clunky old Big Ben and put it across the room. Sometimes cold turkey is the only way.
Thin mints, thin mints, thin mints…::drools:: I’d just gotten into an exercise/diet habit, catching my weight before it went out of control from the winter blahs and inactivity, then the five boxes of thin mints I’d forgotten I’d ordered arrived. Sigh. I work with a lot of people whose daughters are Girl Scouts.
I unboxed 'em, popped the rolls into a large freezer bag and stuffed 'em in the freezer before I could pull a Garfield, snarfing an entire roll at a time. But they’re there, waiting.
I have a will of jello.
Veb
I’m addicted to Girl Scouts
Sua
Cookies. I meant Girl Scout cookies.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Sua
No drug is stronger than Tag-A-Longs.
I like Girl Scout cookies. I’ve never tried crack. But I was a snooze button addict. I tried everything to get that monkey off my back! Finally, I went to Target in 1996 and decided that I wouldn’t leave until I located an alarm clock that did not have a snooze button. Mission accomplished.
I am the proud owner of a GE Bedroom Telephone/Alarm clock. It has NO snooze button and there’s no way you can sleep through that annoying alarm! The only way to ‘snooze’ is to reset the alarm to a later time. By the time I do that, I’m already awake.
I’ve tried all 3. The only one I still do is snooze. YMMV.
Argh, the snooze button, my dark mistress. I have to set my alarm at least an hour ahead of the time I need to be awake. I will snooze repeatedly until just past the time when I absolutely must be awake. The reason is that it takes at least an hour of this kind of treatment for me to float into consciousness. I have been known to set my alarm forward in the morning if I accidentally turn it off instead of snoozing. Those 9 minutes of sleep in the morning are absolutely heavenly. It isn’t often that you’re awake enough to enjoy sleeping.
Never tried crack, or any other cocaine product for that matter. I think Girl Scout cookies have stupid corny names and are overpriced and overrated.
I’ve got to say, it’s Thin Mints all the way, Mags. I’ve never tried coke or crack, my brother walked through that hell.
I tend to get up before the alarm most days. I’m one of those despicable morning people. Be aware. We watch you when you sleep 
HOWEVER.. Thin Mints. I think one day, Satan was sitting around his lounge, lounging. He said, " Well, there are people who have discipline. They resist drugs fairly well, and leap to the fore to start their oppointed rounds each morn. I KNOW ! FOOD ! Let’s create something SO wildly Satanic, so irresistable, so delish, so tasty, so sublimely evil, so unspeakably fine, that nobody in their right mind will be able to resist it. Diabetics will flock to the local Girl Scoutatorium. Chocoholics will follow Girl Scouts home, hoping to get a morsel or scrap. That’s it !! Thin Mints !! Let God try to come up with something more alluring !!! ".
I’ve been known to sniff the damned box AFTER they were gone, just hoping to help out the jones a bit. Damned cookies. I look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and yet I reach for another box from the case on the pallet.
Cartooniverse
I have the exact same problem. Set my alarm just right, go to bed and wake up hours after it was supposed to go off and can’t remember a thing. It screwed me over sooooo badly. I tried putting it across the room, no good. Now I have it just on the other side of the wall and set to full volumn on the static. That about does it. But ooh that wicked snooze. The only thing better then pushing the snooze button is when you buy a new alarm clock, set the old one for early saturday morning, put a hammer right by your bed. ooooohhh man, it’s as good as any orgasm