That’s not enough. You must use crayon too. And the comic font, he does well with this font…
Honestly, how hard is it to exercise a bit of discipline and not respond?
BPC, I am neither blinkered nor stupid. Your post is a perfect example of value I (and others) bring to the board - we give you and your ilk a chance to jump up and down, and scream and whine and call us names like brat babies throwing a tantrum in a sand box, all because we tell you things that you don’t want to hear.
Frankly, my man, if we can piss you and the other liberal twits this board off at least once a day, then we will get our belly laugh, because reading posts like yours is like watching the monkeys in the zoo throw shit back and forth at each other.
Have a nice day.
You do realize you just admitted to trolling, right?
No, fuckface, you just described Bricker, Starving Artist, and adaher. People who are definitely not liberals and who definitely disagree with liberal positions, but whose posts often (okay, maybe often is pushing it in Starving Artist’s case) rise above the level of a dumpster fire in the back of the “E.T. 2600 and Pixels” warehouse. You may have noticed they don’t quite get the kind of invective you get. Because they aren’t clinically retarded, and frankly, if I were one of them, I’d be insulted to be mentioned in the same post as you.
See, this has literally been the most coherent, sensible, friendly post I have ever seen this fucker make, and it’s literally saying, “I’m just here to troll.” Can we trade this guy for one of the many, many banned posters who contributed infinitely more to the board, board culture, and the fight against ignorance than this fucktard does? I could even think of a few names!
There you go, proof - simple things entertain simple minds. My best advice for you - marry rich.
Psssssttttttt… You’re one of the trolls being talking about.
Why you think he voted for Trump? He wants to be Trump’s 4th spouse.
Won’t he be disappointed when he finds out that that promise was a lie too.
If anyone is trolling it’s you and your clownish California First thread. How your nutty ass includes yourself in “we” is beyond me.
Nope. Not in the slightest. We conservatives piss liberals off by doing nasty things like posting facts or even just daring to express a non-liberal opinion.
Cite?
Do you or do you not entertain yourself by deliberately pissing off “liberals”?
Looking for a gotcha? The whole pit could be considered trolling/jerkish. Rules lawyering in the pit seems dishonest.
Intent is the key. Simply tossing invectives around is not trolling and the Pit has long passed the point where invectives are seen as mandatory.
Posting in a manner deliberately designed to piss people off? Do that enough, even down here, and that will get you banned. Case in point: FXMastermind.
Getting belly laughs by deliberately pissing people off then comparing those pissed off with shit-flinging monkeys? That’s straight-up trolling, no matter what forum it’s in.
NB: this board’s definition of “trolling” does not include being dishonest. Witness the behavior of those who occasionally visit from a board called, say, “squall line”.
The self proclaimed tough guys who want to call a spade a spade (in the most racist useage of the phrase), the guys who say they hate PC and lily liver libruls and safe spaces, are WHINING that they want a SAFE SPACE.
WFT.
Cite?
Hey, do we have “liberals” with a dark skin tone here? Ding the cloth-humper with using hate speech as well! 
That seems like a convenient double standard. All the ad hominem attacks directed towards conservative or right leaning folks or groups that infest every sub forum on this board would be trolling by a consistent application of your standards. But if it deliberately pisses off members who identify with those groups or have an affinity for the target they don’t count, do they?
But piss of a liberal, even in the pit, and the left shrieks to have them banned. :rolleyes:
But they’re not mine. I’m simply repeating what’s been long established by the admins: posts that deliberately attempt to elicit negative reactions are trolling. Thing is, we now have “acceptable levels of trolling” down here, so trollish posts are not only more tolerated but those who post them are also more difficult to remove. Case in point, again: FXMastermind.
Sometimes there are threads asking why there are so few funny conservatives. This post sheds light on this mystery.
I dunno. I have some serious disinclination to give Bricker any benefit of the doubt. He is skilled enough to cushion his lies in a padded wrapping of sophistication, but when you take the time to study what he says, it is some of the most dishonest material you could ever hope to see. He is the single most dishonest person in the SDMB now, and probably ever.