“Wait – I think I hear the kid/s!”
Originally posted by Sleel:
Babies seem to have a sixth sense about when parents are potentially creating a competitor for love, affection, and access to all that lovely-lovely lactation, and they react by screaming. Usually at exactly the point where either of you least wants to hear screaming. If there’s anything more boner-killing than seeing your wife leap off the end of your dick like it’s a cattle prod, and run into the bedroom to take care of the baby, I really don’t want to know about it.
One of the many reasons I don’t feel so bad about being ohne kinder.