The sounds that get you flying out of bed the fastest

[squeegee]

The cat puke alarm clock

5:15am, MrsSqueegee and I are happily snoozing away, when: "honnk! hoonnk! hoonk! … Blearagh! <splortch> On the bedspread. Well, hell – now I was awake. The stench of recycled kibble is definitely an eye-opener. Maybe I could make productize this. A cat shaped alarm clock that makes vomit noises in the morning, along with a release of a special scent. Yeah, that’s it.