The spank bank poll

I would be flattered. My husband would probably hurt him.

These days, if a female told me that, I’d be like, “Really? Why?
If it was a guy it would be more like, “Opthamologist. Stat.”

I would really like to think that I was some woman’s (any woman’s?) fantasy!

Woo woo!

I’d be shocked as hell and looking for the con.