The specific clusterfuck of discussing war plans over Signal, a consumer cellphone app

That’s highly likely, yes.

No chance at all that’ll happen. It’s a certainty.

Wake up babe, Signalgate 2 just dropped

:rofl::joy:… i just instantly thought of the “ you’ve lost another submarine.” Meme … what a bunch of fuck ups. Someone get “Kegsbreath” to an AA meeting please.

I’m sure this scandal will be the one that will stick.

BWAHAHAHAHA!! :rofl: Good one!

This is not the scandal, it is a diversion of the true scandal.
And it is working. We still don’t know what the true scandal is, although it is happening right before our eyes.

As of about 6pm EDT, the White House is still sending out spokespeople to say that Donald Loves Pete and nothing will change that.

But NPR thinks they know something:

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/21/nx-s1-5371312/trump-white-house-pete-hegseth-defense-department

We shall see.

But Donald DOES need a military that will keep Americans in line, and if Pete can’t do it, he’ll find someone who can. (I’d bet on “Border Czar” Tom Homan, who has the vicious character needed for the job.)

ETA: the preview didn’t load; the headline for the linked article is:
The White House is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as defense secretary
Updated April 21, 20253:34 PM ET
By Tom Bowman & Quil Lawrence

Video,

Next week it will be, “Pete Who? Never heard of the guy.”

I told a friend that this is a just a distraction for something really fucked up the DoD is doing. Like giving military intelligence on Ukraine to Putin.

I was mostly joking. Mostly.

Don’t you remember the key thing about humor?

It’s funny because it’s true.

Kristi Noem had her bag stolen at an upscale D.C. burger restaurant.

Wonder if, in addition to the listed stolen items, the thief now has the latest terrorism updates and detailed war plans for invading Canada.

Ever notice that when there’s a major screwup at a company or government agency, employees who report problems and/or get fired in revenge are commonly referred to as “disgruntled”?

“Nothing at all wrong, just some grunting, disgruntled workers who are no longer here. Pay no attention.”

Who doesn’t carry around $3K in cash in a bag? I think it used to be called a bagman, but now it’s probably bagperson.

Was one of her guns in it?

What are you, woke?

Or a mummified dog’s head with a hole in it?

When reporting a theft to the insurance company, if you’re not bumping up the amount of cash by at least a factor of 10, you’re not doing this grifting thing right.

Could be the cash was a downpayment because she’s got a side gig as a pet assasin.

It could happen. /judy tenuta

No but her security badge was in it.