According to my brother who lives in Vermont, we’re all Flatlanders. 
Including you Cheeseheads.
Wiscers.
No, that’s the cat.
Mmm, now I’m hungry for a good horseshoe.
Oh, I’m sorry, does your state not have a cat? We have a kitty and a puppy that play together.
And, I’ve got to warn you… don’t click on that horseshoe sandwich link if you haven’t taken your Lipitor today.
It looks like a pound of velveeta over greasy fries and… white bread? Man, I thought our local ‘bratwurst on a half-pound of sirloin’ cheeseburger on a pretzel bun was bad.
Your username isn’t capitalized.
do you make fun of everyone with a disability? just because i was born case-challenged…
This is one of the funniest and saddest pittings in a long time.
I too would like to know where the OP was ejumikated. That english class must have been a real grinder.