You see a plaque with a fuzzy (almost unrecognizable) photo of a man in jackboots. Underneath it are the words
You are in a long north-south hallway, bustling with activity. The east side of the hallway is full of doors, each with a small brass sign on the wall to the left of the door. There is a plaque in the middle of the west wall. At the far north end is a door with a lit sign above it saying “EXIT.”
You being re-reading the plaque, which looks like it says the same thing it said a moment ago. Looking carefully at the sixth word, you –
–stop reading and attempt to chew the plaque. It is, however, flat against the wall, and you can’t really get your teeth around the edges.
You are in a long north-south hallway, bustling with activity. The east side of the hallway is full of doors, each with a small brass sign on the wall to the left of the door. There is a plaque in the middle of the west wall. At the far north end is a door with a lit sign above it saying “EXIT.”
You stare up and down the hallway, trying to decide which door would be the “exit.” You notice the big EXIT sign over the door at the end of the hall and walk through it.
You awaken in a strange room. There is a door to the north labeled “EXIT.” There is a door to the south labeled “Straight Dope.” There is a door on the east wall labeled “Staff Only.”
There is a desk in the southeast corner with a large guestbook. A desk in the southwest corner has a sign saying “register here,” and a friendly-looking receptionist sits behind the desk with a pile of registration forms. A stand next to the staff door holds a shiny polished tuba, and a well-worn sousaphone.
There is no pit here.
You feel an itching sensation on your upper back. As the feeling intensifies, it seems that the muscles along your shoulder blades are about to burst through your skin. You fall to your knees and rip off your shirt (looking nothing like a soccer player, by the way) just as two stubby wings erupt from your back. Each wing has several downy feathers on it.