Shrooms anyone?
First off…lessee here. I got some Jose Cuervo and some Bacardi Limon. That good, Swiddles?
And Soul…are you trying to drug Swiddles and I so you can have your wicked way with us? Silly…you don’t NEED to drug us for that! 
Just vodka and Czech beers, Swiddles, alas.
Dude, you are SO lucky Falcon knows us so well.
Correction to my previous post. Senor Cuervo and I will be on the beach soaking up the rays.
PLEASE someone have some coke I can mix this rum with? And then I’m going to work on my tan, dammit.
Mushroom soda anyone? Swiddles? Falcon?
FINE, soulsling…gimme. Mind if I put some rum in here? Thanks
knocks back half the glass Damn, that’s good…wait a minnute. Why is everything spinning now? And the sky’s purple? And I feel really hot…maybe I should get out of theses clothes…
Anyone else notice that the second Falcon appeared, the clothes began to disappear? ::ducks flying coconut:: WHAT?
Ah, hell. I’ve been far too good on this island. Give me some of the trippy stuff, soul.
Hey, is it MY fault men throw off their clothes around me???
ducks the coconut Swiddles throws at her
:::wonders when coconuts evolved into flying things and when the B-52’s are coming back…:::
…Hey, anyone seen my Indian Drum? I think I lost my Indian Drum…
That’s it. I’m gonna go take a nap in my tree until it gets a little cooler. Somebody make sure to save me a Mountain Dew.
Ahhhh, hammock time.
Soul, you never had an Indian Drum. You were just slapping your stomach and screaming “Hey, this is a great Indian Drum!”
Falc, you didn’t happen to bring a nail file with you, did ya? My nails are hella mishapen.
Swiddles, dearest woman, i know i had an indian drum, and i was playing in the band with the B-52s…
and there was some blue crab, wait… is that him?
Hide me, he’s coming after me again…
That’s not the blue crab, nor is it the rock lobster. It’s just Mully. He’s been out in the sun for a while. ::throws Mully some sunscreen:: You’re both gonna be hurting tomorrow…
Hey mully, you need some of these… :::hands mully a handfull of shrooms:::
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Anyone up for the limbo? I’ve got a steek!
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hunting through backpack
Lemme see, Swiddles…water, chocolate, CD player, notebook, sunscreen…here you go.
And whoa…Mully’s so burned he turned BLUE? Damn, I thought that was…I dunno what I thought. Just another hallucination. Now those purple monkeys over there…THOSE are real.
And soul? I’m up for limbo! (Or is it down for limbo? I dunno.)
Yeah, my skin has some weird condition, probably from my Kentucky relatives.
On the positive side, I will emit a faint glow at night, so if the fire goes out we can continue to play cards by Mullylight.
Then you’d better start losing, Mully. For the most light, you’s gotta be nekkid. 
I think our island should have some laws. Not rules, per se, but more along the laws of physics.
Swiddle’s Law of Nekkidity:
No matter what happens, everyone will be nekkid at the end of the thread.
Next!
Ten steps ahead of you hon! Nekkid as the day i was born. And naked too. Want to see my tattoos?