Ooooo…I do! Wanna see mine? Of course, the shirt’s gotta be off for that… slides shirt off
Better. Who wants to put suntan lotion on my back?
Swiddle’s Second Law of Nekkiditiy:
Wherever Falcon goes, Nekkiditiy follows.
::ducks the flying guava::
::takes out the suntan lotion and rubs it all over Falcons back…::
Hey Falcon, you need to take some of those uncomfortable looking clothes off if you really want a good massage to. I’ve been told i give great a massage. You oughtta let me help loosen you up a bit…
Swiddles? HUSH. fwhap
Moving on. You know, I do feel a bit tense… takes off shorts and lays down How’s about that massage, hmmm? Please?
Wow, a good hammock rest and a floor show. Forget Vegas, this is where the action is. And, as a bonus, my neon blue skin kinda makes the island feel like the Strip. Not to mention the gambling and alcohol. Now, where are those dancing girls? Swiddles?
You know I would, Mully, but I am nursing one fairly major guava-related head injury at the moment. I think you’re gonna have to provide your own “Bow chica mow-wow” soundtrack. I’ll be in my tree, unreachable by the normal human-propelled guava.
Hey, that head injury is YOUR fault. Making fun of me. Hmpf.
…awwright ladies, no fighting. Swiddles, c’mon down here and i’ll give you a good rub as well.
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::next: soulsling does tongue tricks. Mully’s eyes turn yellow, Falcon starts a congo line and Swiddles tracks down Mr.Cynicals lair and yanks him out of his now leaking waterbed to join the party. Don’t miss the next episode of Survivors on Cecil Island::
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Tongue tricks???
SIGN ME UP! 
Aw, man, and I was sleeping good!
Now that I’m all nekkid, who wants to sit on my lap?
hops in Mr. C’s lap
Hi there! smooch
Can’t you people keep it down? I was planning on sleeping at least until 2 and…HEY! Who the heck colored my hair green? And why am I wearing nothing but a conveniently placed seashell on a string?
I will not let this island remain deserted, and I certainly don’t want to be ther person that kills this thread. C’mon people! I know we have lost Mr. C to the joys of fatherhood, but we can throw him a great big party when he comes back from the birthing tent.
Sorry Mully, i was doing tongue tricks. Hard to speak up when my tongue is otherwise engaged.
Swiddles, you up for that back rub yet?
Good, God, yes. There is a knot over my shoulder blade that is the size of my fist.
Where’s my friend Senor Cuervo? Jose? Oh, Joooooseeeeee…
::rubs Swiddles shoulders and rubs oil on her back to start a massage…::
How’s that swiddles? Here, drink some of this Cuervo stuff, i’m not much for it…
GEEZ. Can you say “hijack a post”?
drainthelizard, can you say ouch while we make you our next meal on the island? In honor of Mr.Cynicals new baby, we will feast on a special blend of drainthelizard and coconut meat accompanied by some smoked palm leaves and bananas. Maybe Swiddles and Falcon can dance for us as well? And Mully, you can provide the dew.
All right, a meal of lizard accompanied by Dew. This is gonna be a good day after all.
In the name of the new Cyniggit, his pop and his mom! Let us feast!