BBQ? People Eating Tasty People?
Who’s got dibs on her internal organs? I’m thinking the intestines would make a great draft blocker for my front door in the winter.
[Flanders and Swann]
People have always eaten people/What else is there to eat?/If the Joo-Joo hadn’t meant us to eat people/We wouldn’t be made of meat!
[/Flanders and Swann]
She’s pobably all tough and grissly by now. And scrawny from only eating veggies. Not worth eating.
Just like PETA to not come up with something practical.
PETA goes Dolcett?
Sure I can use a good umbrella stand. I don’t want no liver though someone else can have that. I’ll take her left arm too if no one minds.
Why are you bringing the Cubs into this?
Bad poster! Bad!
[homer simpson]
Mmmm… corn-fed long pig…
[/homer]
DeVena, the trick to making tough, old, gamey meat edible is a long, slow, moist cooking process. Grilling is right out, but soups, stews, even a slow, moist, South Carolina-style barbecue might work.
It’d be a much more shocking protest, methinks, if she just reported to the slaughter house now.
I’d venture a guess that she wouldn’t make much of a fur coat. I don’t look good in blue anyway.
Can we just turn her over to a shampoo research facility for testing?
Pet food. Grind her into pet food.
That’s animal companion food, thank you very much! “Pet” implies ownership and we should not enslave our animal brethren for our personal enjoyment. 
Wel aren’t we being “specist” by using the term “animal” as an adjective? Aren’t we all animals?
Maybe she should jump into a bathtub full of sauce and start marinating right now.
Well, I certainly am.