I haven’t read the Sunday comics in, I dunno, 10 or 20 years. On a lark I decided to read every strip in this morning’s newspaper (you remember newspapers?) to see if, by chance, I was missing out on some funny.
My verdict: After reading every one of the 25 strips my paper offers I have concluded that the amount of funny contained therein is zero.
Some were cringey (The Lockhorns, Beetle Baily), others disappointing (Get Fuzzy, Dilbert), and at least one was completely baffling (Scary Gary). The only one that even remotely approached amusing was Rhymes with Orange (note I said ‘approached’, not ‘was’).
I remember reading and enjoying them as a kid. I’m not sure what has changed, me or the comics. I do have fond memories of Peanuts, Doonsbury, The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes, and a few others.
For the record, these are the strips I endured today:
Arlo and Janis
Barney and Clyde
Beetle Bailey
Candorville
Crankshaft
Dilbert
Dogs of C-Kennel
Frazz
Get Fuzzy
Heart of the City
Jump Start
Luann
Non-Sequitur
Overboard
Pajama Diaries
Pearls Before Swine
Pickles
Prince Valiant
Rhymes with Orange
Sally Forth
Scary Gary
Stone Soup
The Lockhorns
Wumo
Zits
mmm