A is for Acne, which covers your face
B is for Bedroom, your own private space
C is for Classes you sometimes attend
D…
D is for drugs, your only true friend.
E is for English, a class that you take;
F is for Facebook page that you make.
G is for Gay, now that your friends have come out
H is for Hybrid, made to travel about.
SSG Schwartz
I is for iPod (which Mom took away),
J is for Junk Food you eat every day.
I is for I, I, I, I, the most important person in the world.
J is for jerking off. No way you will get it from a girl.
K iz fr kewl: lolcats or IRC.
L iz fr lolz b/c OMFG!.
M is for makeup you put on your cheeks…
N is for Nerds, who are different than Geeks.
O is for Oral — and I mean the exam!
P is for …
P is for porn, the point of the 'net.
Q is quiz, you ain’t passed one yet.
For the collection, we need to edit the second line to “a page that you make” for it to scan.
And your P doesn’t rhyme. 
And that was a good couplet too…
P is for peanut butter still eaten with Jam
Q is for judgment, questionable at best
R is for reading-- what? There’s a test! :eek:
S is for Sex which teens boast of in bed,
T is for Tissue they’re getting instead.
And I would have bet that P was going to be for Puberty…
Some teens are still little on the inside… and still like there PB&J… 
U is for the underwear, worn now for a week,
V is for those Monologues, caused a protest streak.
W is for wonder what they look like down there
X for examine, how different with hair.
SSG Schwartz
Y is for years, of which you’ve had too few.
Z is for—You belong in a Zoo.
I open this thread, and what do I get?
To see the end of the teen’s alphabet!
We’ve reached the Z; no more letters to rhyme–
So where to now? Has this thread reached its time?