Perhaps I’m choosing the wrong thread to ask for recipes in, but what goes well with cold hot dogs?
More importantly, do you still put them in a bun?
Cold hot dogs are a treat for midnight fridge raids. If you take just 30 seconds, you can wrap the hotdog with a slice of cheese and a slice of bread, and zap it in the microwave. But if you are hungry now, and there is nothing better in the fridge, or you don’t want those excess carbs, the cold hot dog is perfect.
You know, you can make mini-baloney sandwiches by slicing hot dogs into short segments, and serve on crackers or bread squares. I call it creative snacking.
As for the in-the-shower thing, if you are discreet and make sure everyting goes down the drain, what’s the harm? I have a problem with blockage like the OP and I need a shower just to breathe normally. I’d love to move to a drier climate…
I think we may have a winner.
Cat (after trip to litter box): “Hmm…I’m not really feeling quite as fresh as I’d like. I better clean up a bit.” <lick, lick, lick>
Ah, much better…now where’s the human…perhaps having a bowl of cereal? Good! I’m hungry."
Oh, come on, if you use a Kleenex, it’ll just clog up the shower drain!
You keep a box of tissues in the shower? Doesn’t it mildew?
I don’t wanna be a wet blanket or anything, but I asked my wife last night what she thought the most disgusting thing I do is. She thought about it, and couldn’t come up with a single thing. Quote: “There isn’t one big thing that I’ve been building up huge resentment over…so you’ll have to tell them there isn’t anything!”
I pee in the shower, and I also blow my nose in there, although not on my hand, just generally in the direction of the drain. I’m like the others who have blockage problems, and breathing in the steam really helps to loosen it.
*muldoonthief, I’m sorry about your wife’s reaction to your voiding your sinuses. It seems a pretty strong statement to say that it would cause her to ban you from sleeping in your own bed. I asked my wife, and she was incredulous about it, too.
Nah - don’t worry about it. I’m fairly certain she was exaggerating the penalty clause, though she did find it truly revolting. Considering the crap she lets me get away with, I’m not concerned about this. I can hear the door open when she comes in the bathroom anyway, so I can just hold my mucus for a few minutes.
BTW, I don’t pee in the shower. I have no idea what she’d think of that, but I’m not even going to ask the question and put the idea in her head that I might be.
Seriously though - if the OP came off that I think my wife is some kind of unreasonable shrew, nothing could be further from the truth. I just found it odd that someone who is quite tolerant of most of what I do would pick this one thing to freak over.
I gotta go with Mr. Del on this one. The cereal and ice cream, well, I wouldn’t do it, but I kind of understand. But a chip? After the cat has licked the salt off? Wow! I am going to ignore this fact about you. Is that ok?
Even as a kid though, I never understood how a mom could eat a pretzel that a kid had licked the salt off of, so I guess I’m just not comfortable with the whole second-hand food thing.
I used to occasionally bite my toenails, but it disgusted her so much she cured me of the habit. Now, she just hates it when I let the dog lick my face. I can’t help it, though!!!
The one thing that makes welbywife scrunch up her nose in disgust is picking my toes. It’s the little clicking noise, apparently that sets her off.
When I was about 13 or so, my stepmom came and yelled at me because she had just cleaned my shower and had to spend “an inordinate amount of time scraping your snot off the wall”. Even though I aimed at the drain, apparently my nostrils aren’t the straight shooters I like to pretend they are. She made me promise to blow into my hand from then on.
I figure that if a mom tells you to do it, it’s okay.
Is it okay if I mention a few disgusting habits, and remain vague about who’s the offending party: me, my SO, or some exes?
Allrightie then.
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licking the yoghurt from the pouring edge of the carton before folding it shut and putting it back in the fridge.
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drink milk straight from the carton.
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keeping a pin handy, tucked in the back of the couch, to pick my (…Oops) teeth after a TV-meal.
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keeping a pin handy (the ones with the big glass knobb on the end) for picking ears.
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after buttering a sandwich, scrape the excess butter-mixed-in-with-crumbs-and traces-of-whatever-was-on-the knife-before back on the edge of the buttercontainer.
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lick the plate clean after dinner.
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eat with hands. He (…Oops) manages to do this quite daintily, actually.
Of all these, I never forgave the ex who…drank milk straight from the carton. I mean: YEGH!
Amateurs!
I am female.
I have been known to blow my nose in the shower. I’ve also been known to perform the “blow out” maneuver in my backyard. (Hey, my hands are filthy and I don’t want to go inside and scrub down just to blow my nose and go back out and get dirty again. It’s easier to just… blow it out.)
I also pee in the shower. While I am brushing my teeth. (I find it more efficient to multitask in the morning and that is why I can leap out of bed and be at work within 30 minutes.)
Finally, to my good friend iampunha… Do you know what hot dogs are made from? I googled this one day about five years ago and will never eat another hot dog or other processed meat-like food product ever again. That would definitely be the most disgusting thing for me.
I do not have an SO, but it would probably be watching the dog eat the other dog’s poop and then not being able to prevent him from licking my face shortly afterward.
Why do I hear this as said in a Polly “Flo” Holliday voice?
I blow my nose in the shower as well. Nothing like a good hot shower to break it all loose. I can clear my throat and get some really impressive lugeys in there too. I will also pee in the shower if I’m alone.
Yes. Well, sort of. I know it’s anything that doesn’t get put in a slice of meat, and truthfully I don’t much care:)
Whenever I pee in the shower, I have to hum a few bars of Standing in the Shower… Thinking, by Jane’s Addiction.
Man, you guys are nasty.
Pissing in the shower, no. Blowing your nose into your hand??? Absolutely foul no matter where you are. And eating something a cat has licked??? You do realize they lick their butts, right??
Whew. I’m normally with y’all on the TMI threads, but this is just too much.
Emphasis mine. Alright, now, until I read this thread, I would have assumed this was a given, now however… Anyone pee in the shower when their SO is in there as well? 
Anyways, I blow my nose in the shower, and I’ve peed in there. I’ve actually faced the other way and peed while my former SO was in the shower, and she was washing her hair and couldn’t see.
There’s a huge list of things I do that are disgusting as well, and I’ll have to ask around for what exactly they are.
And Delphica, I just wanted to say, Mr. del is right, no one else does that. It’s not like the blowing the nose in the hand things that everybody else does, that really is just you.
A couple we know was bragging about how they peed on each other in the shower and thought it was hysterically funny. I think the next time we were in the shower I mentioned this to Mr.Mielikki, and he jokingly threatened to do it, but did not. He doesn’t even like it if I am close enough to the bathroom door to hear him pee.
He and I both blow our noses in the shower, and fart and so on, but never when the other’s around. We’re not into the ‘family that does gross things together stays together’ thing like our friends mentioned above.
Oh, but we both let the kitty eat ice cream with us. What’s an immune system for?