My brain hurts.
This is a parody thread, right?
Not obvious enough?
I got it!
It’s those other smucks who didn’t get it!
Look, just leave the giant squid out of it, okay? Libertarianism works on a level of individual choice, as an opt-in society, not an opt-out one.
Well, that’s my best guess, anyhow.
I’m a SCHMUCK.
I think it’s bedtime.
What are you, channelling Justhink?
Maybe you could explain by example.
Haj
btw, this:
is genius. The only other person who could have written something like this is Justhink… (shudder) 
I dunno. Maybe this thread, for one. If that’s not crackpot, I don’t know what is.
OK. If someone posts pseudo-scientific bullshit anywhere on this board I am going to slam them on it. They will be called out to prove their shit. I will slam them in a manner that is appropriate to the particular forum. We fight ignorance here. There myriad message boards out there devoted to clap trap and nonsense so take it there if you don’t like that.
This may or may not agree with the OP. I’m honestly not sure.
Haj
Either the OP is a moron, or I am.
Although for once, I’m pretty sure that it’s me.
It’s a parody… I think. I’m not too sure any more.
Shouldn’t there be a certain tangible formula for these SDMB parodies.
Or is this just a Jersey thang?
Can someone draw me a map? Or, like, a pie chart or something? Preferably low-calorie, I’m watching my weight.
Aw, shucks. :o
Ah, good ole’ 'hinky… takes me back. I wasn’t thinking of him though. Just the irritating pattern so many of the pointless flame wars around here seem to take. It always seems to degenerate into a discussion of who has the right to prevent who from saying what. It’s extremely tiresome.
[preemptive flame]Well, if you don’t like it, quit complaining and go find another message board, you fucking waste of bandwidth![/p.f.]
Yeah, yeah… I know. :rolleyes:
Seems pretty obvious.
Or maybe now it’s actually turned into a parody of a thread where everyone wonders if it’s a parody thread.
Hey, I seem to be one of the more clued in participants. Take pity on the poor wretches wandering around with the dazed look in their eyes.
No flames for you. However, welcome back, cuauhtemoc!
:: puts on party hat, throws confetti for the return of cuauhtemoc, and does not care what anyone else thinks ::
After the 14th read I think (?) I understand. I sometimes think certain posters are actually “bots”. Scanning this board for keywords with select replys written into a random number generator. Then you have the PC police that can absolutely destroy a thread with there flapping and squawking. Next the drunks and dopers,as the evening wears on their posts go downhill in both content and grammar. And ,of course,the post counters. Their drive by posts are absolutely predictable. Ahh yes,the juvenile delinquents. I have this image of a 14 year old hiding in the basement. Squeezing zits and getting of on all the obscene,rude shit he’s putting on the screen that would get his little ass busted if he gets caught… I keep a text editor minimised and those are the top 5 of 11 categories. Kinda like people watching and it puts a little humor back into the board.
I understand the for rules and guidelines and agree with most but the Pit is getting throttled a little too severely and some are banned a little too quickly. That,however,is the sole responsibility of the Mods. I gotta say they sometimes offer an explanation out of courtesy but they don’t have to. In short this is there sandbox and if you don’t like it pick up your toys and go find another place to play. What I don’t understand are the people that get banned and come back under another handle. (See sticky.) Like a stalker or a flasher standing on a street corner,that’s just plain creepy.
that’s JUST what I was thinkin’