I thought hiquacking was a big no-no on this board. :dubious:
There is no duck.
Quack, or Quack not.
But how does it = 1?
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Dis is true.
Muggsy ain gonna get to take youse fora ride afta all.
Poor Muggsy! He gets, wadda ya call? Morose.
Um. . . What is, “How do you describe the new homeopathic medical center, Alex?”.
Sorry, no, it’s a classical reference.
No, it’s a classical music duck.
A six-quack!
(The answer to, “What does a duck bring to a party?”)
:DI know, I was just being goofy. In fact, the original quack (post #5) was moi.
Are the 90s considered classical now? (Or was in still the 80s when that episode aired?)
God, I feel old.
I mean, quack I feel old.
I mean … oh, duck it.
To quack, or not to quack: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of quacks,
And by quacking end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a quack to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural quacks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there’s the duck;
For in that sleep of quack what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal quack,
Must give us pause: there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long quack;
For who would bear the whips and quacks of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The quacks of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and quack under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after quack,
The undiscover’d country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those quacks we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make ducks of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of quack,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my quacks remember’d.
:: Stands in awe before rayh ::
To which can only be replied:
AFLAC!
All right, now. If you’re gonna talk like that then take it to the Pit.
That’s a euphemism, right?
“Where’s Mindfield?”
“In the bathroom. He’s…uh…muzzling his duck.”
You know, I thought about that after I posted, and realized that it could indeed be an effective, multi-purpose euphemism.
To overly chatty conversants…
“Dude, muzzle your duck!”
From protective fathers of teenaged girls to their paramours…
“You have her back by ten – and no funny business, you just muzzle your duck!”
Exclamations of surprise or frustration…
“Muzzle a duck!”
Exclamations of victory…
“Ha! I muzzled your duck!”
Descriptions of faulty or dead equipment…
“That duck’s muzzled.”
Personal insults…
“Duck muzzle!”
Telling off undesirables…
“Muzzle my duck!”
Admiring (or insulting) the (fe)male form…
“Check out the muzzle on that duck!”
In song…
“Muzzle ducky, you’re the one/You make bondage so much fun…”
The mind boggles.
Waiter, I’m hungry - and if I don’t eat soon I’ll be angry…
Here’s a duck, Sir.
Thank you. Bring me the bill! :eek:
To Norton Antivirus software developers
"We’ve spotted a new one in the wild. I’ve sent copies to each of you. Now let’s get out there and muzzle that duck!
To a drinker of cheap wine
“You have an important interview in the morning, so muzzle your [cold] duck tonight, okay?”
To Weird Al Yankovic
“Yes, we’ve all heard your Huey Lewis parody, so just muzzle your duck.”
After striking your thumb with a hammer in front of your six-year-old daughter
“Oh, D…uck muzzle, yeah, duckmuzzle”
Trashtalking
“Oh, yeah? Mess with me, tough guy, and you’re going to get your duck muzzled.”
And in Congress
Congressman: I think this is a sick, twisted practice, and we must move immediately to make it illegal. There is no way we should tolerate it in our fine country. I intend to introduce a bill immediately to outlaw it.
Whispered interruption from staff member: It’s duck muzzling, Sir, not duck nuzzling.
Congressman: Never mind.
You’re a very bad boy, you know that?
Oh, come on. We all know about Ernie’s proclivities. Don’t you read magazines?
Rumors that duck quacks don’t echo are scientific quackgry.