At work: is Bill Gates on the list, if not, who made the egregious omission?
Um, have you seen Redford lately? He looks absolutely awful. I haven’t seen him take a decent picture in years. They should use him as an advertisement for sun-damaged skin. His make-up for his latest film must have been applied with a trowel.
Seriously, dude looks like shit. And he was once a fantastic looking man.
Yeah, me too.
Just kidding! That was some funny shit right there! Especially the “Looks like” comments.
I came in for the Bruce Jenner shots and was not disapointed.
He has been looking more womanish than manish for years.
Double-threat from Rod Stewart: sounds like an old woman now that he’s singing show tunes!
Yes, the OP ought to be ashamed of himself.
Imagine how he’ll feel when he finds out!
As to the list, I’m so glad to see that I’m not the only person who thinks Chuck Klosterman looks … unright. Love his books, but there’s just something amiss there.
So…old overweight guys with no makeup on tend to look like old overweight women with no makeup on? I’m shocked.
(Okay, so some of it *was *kind of funny. Stupid premise, funny nonetheless.)
It seems rather a shocking oversight for Cracked not to include their own jowly, Ellen Degeneres-hairstyled janitor mascot on that list.
Next week: Top 25 Magazines that look like MAD.
I’ve wondered what makes a guy fit for this list. For instance, Iggy Pop is an older man with unfashionable long hair with a blond dye job. Here is even a picture of him with fashonable glasses. And yet he has the opposite vibe of the men on the list.
Is it the fact that his face hasn’t seen any work done, but is an honest masculine ruin, lit up with the energy from within? Is it just the lack of styling? What IS it with Iggy Pop?
(Oh, and there’s an Iggy Pop bio pic coming up. Elijah Wood (yes, Frodo) will play Iggy :eek: )
Iggy Pop, to judge from the abnormally large muscle mass (on a very small frame) for his age, appears to have a higher testosterone level than your average geriatric bear.
Still he’s not completely unfeminine, for large enough values of feminine.
The most common trait seemed to be a little bit of weight on the face, which softens, and thus feminizes the features. A couple - Imus, Criss - don’t have it, but it’s common to most of the list. Throw in the right style of glasses and hairstyle, and viola. Instant stereotypical lesbian.
(The glasses and hairstyle without the feminine features give you Andy Warhol.)
Not as funny as the bug list, but actually worth a few chuckles…Cracked is improving.
He was on Sex and the City for awhile.
Some of those other blogs on Cracked were funny too - like the medication side effects and weird toys ones.
Lord-a-Mercy: Bruce Jenner. There really needs to be a Plastic Surgery Nazi:
“No Tuck for You, One Year!”
And Desperate Housewives.
I really think Tony Curtis should have been on that list.
No-one said he was an immortal lesbian
I’m just sayin’, Tim Robbins looks a lot like my golf instructor. Except she could kick the hell out of his ass.
Jackie Mason is looking freakish odd .