The Toronto Tunnel Speculation Thread

A “modern” version of a panic room in the event Obama presses the red button?

And there was no mound of dirt. Whoever did this manged to take the dirt away.

Do they have fraternities at that university? Perhaps someone was testing just what they can get pledges to do.

They fill their pockets, then dump the dirt in the exercise yard.

Shit, right. Don’t these people watch movies??

From the OP’s linked article:
When a Toronto and Region Conservation Authority officer spotted a large mound of soil in the area just south of Rexall’s tennis courts, alarm bells went off.

See, that’s how they discovered it… it had alarm bells.

Actually, they showed the mound of dirt on the tv coverage the police filmed. And it was substantial, in equal measure to the tunnel.

How would the cbc know if the cops were not releasing any info, and only they knew about it?

They are Mother Corp; they are Ubiquitous.

My vote is Eng students.

They should have dug another hole so they could dump the tunnel dirt into it.

Oh, they ran the prints, alright. But the matches just came up as “Raccoon #1277654”, “Raccoon #4453321”, “Raccoon #9545432”…

I think the construct is a bunker and not a tunnel

I wasn’t aware of that. When it first broke, they were saying there was no dirt.

Yeah, I remember hearing (on CBC radio or on their website) that they didn’t find dirt.

At least they didn’t find squat.

And where did all the legs go?

The truth is out there.

They solved that mystery, more or less.

Told Ya.

Right - it’s another cheapo SyFy Channel movie.

By any chance, was any organization in the area advertising for red-headed employees?