I hardly ever drive my car; I take it out no more than once a week to get groceries. Also, I was out of town all summer, and left it at my parents’ place. So I let the registration slip. It expired in June and I haven’t renewed it yet. Until today I hadn’t even realized it had expired.
I go out today to get groceries. I get pulled over for expired registration. OK, my mistake. But I’m not hurting anybody, right?
The cop asks for my license and registration. I give them to him. Then he holds the registration up, says “Look at this. What is the date on this?” Totally condescending.
He writes me up and comes back with the ticket. $150. Then he says “Why haven’t you renewed this yet?”
Me: “I’m a grad student, I’m busy, I’ve been out of town, yada yada yada.”
Him: “I’m not buying this grad student story. There are troops overseas that had time to take care of all their things before leaving!”
WTF?
Then he goes “You’re not going anywhere. I’m taking your license plate, and you’re going to pull into this parking lot”—he had stopped me at a parking lot—“leave your car here, and go get your registration renewed.” Then he went back behind my car and removed my license plate!!
WTF?? I don’t even have a parking permit for that lot. And now I have to leave my car there with no rear license plate?
He told me I could renew my registration online. He told me to go do that and bring him back the receipt and he’d give me my license plate back. So I left my car in the lot, risking a parking ticket, and walked up to the university library. I got on the RMV web page, filled out the online renewal form, and got a message that said I’ll hear from them within 3 business days. WTF? So I printed out that message and walked back to the parking lot (after spending about 10 minutes trying to get on the phone with the RMV—by the time I finally did, it was 5pm and they were closed).
The cop was nowhere to be found! He had completely disappeared. So I drove out of the parking lot, taking back streets to avoid cops, and made it home with groceries and no additional fines. But now there’s some cop out there somewhere with my license plate, and I can’t drive my car without incurring high risk of being pulled over—there are cops everywhere in this town.
Bonus GQs: Is what this cop did legal (in Massachusetts)? Is it standard? How can I get my license plate back?