I miss Queenie, the enormous spider who had a web high up near my back door in Texas. I used to toss her tasty insect snacks caught in the garden.
Spiders are the ultimate web browsers.
Besides, how are you going to tie the little critters to a stake, pin a target over their heart and light their tiny, last cigarette? It’s much easier just to burn the house down.
It’s much easier to throw out the baby with the washwater.
Easier? You ever actually try it? Man! The authorities get in your face quicker’n you can say Jack Flash. Also, there just aren’t enough babies! I’ve got tons of washwater I’d like to throw out, but I’m just flat out of babies. Now I’ve gotta keep the graywater in big barrels in the back yard, just waiting till I can obtain a baby to throw out with it. We need a system of recycling. (And I mean of babies.)
My neighbor uses a “Wanda Wee Wee” doll. The drought (and I mean of babies) is forcing a lot of us to this kind of work-around and substitute.
How about “as easy as taking candy from a baby”?
According to The Simpsons, that can be fatal!
With Maggie, I can understand… :eek:
This has never happened to me, yet now it is the only thing I’m ever going to think about ever again ever…Thanks for that…
I’m all for LSL Guy’s idea…the “120mm tank cannon round still has most of its muzzle velocity at 1500 meters” idea. Where do I send all of my money to make this a reality?
They’re about 1/4 in long max… and by the time you can see them, You Are In Range Brother.
They don’t bite, but those claws hurt worse.