Me too. I always loved the ending with the little giraffe.
Male, white, and claiming to be heterosexual.
“Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they’re still MAHA. They’ve been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
Who knew governmentin’ was so hard.
Androtocracy.
Rush Hour 4 is being made because Mad King Donald demands it.
AI is not only epically idiotic on this subject, but has Donald’s back, besides:
That’s what Google Search spits out when “to allow the smoothies” is input. (My bolding in the first quote in this post.)
Thank all that’s holy that what Donald ACTUALLY said was “to allow the smooth-s”…that makes SO much more sense!!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
What a relief to learn that Donald’s reputation for coherence is intact!
Stealing.
Needless to say, you have to have a dick and pass the paper bag test.
Yes, that would have been tough for the Fox News folks to do pretend-outrage about.
In other news: it turns out that Donald doesn’t read what he posts:
I believe that could accurately be amended to read:
“…it turns out that Donald doesn’t read.” Period.
A candid assessment of his ability to read may have to await his departure from the scene. Supposedly he needs reading glasses but refuses to use them—the vanity is plausible, but the low-IQ seems a more likely explanation.
The Turkey-Pardoning speech could be a case in point for either theory. Some believe that what he was supposed to read was “they’ve been fattened on a steady diet of grass-fed-beef-tallow smoothies*”, NOT what he did say (“They’ve been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies…”).
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*“Mr. Lethal” RFK Jr.'s idea of healthy eating, needless to say.
He literally posted the West Point Plaque stating “should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law”??? Astonishing. Not astonishing. Unbelievable. Believable. I can’t tell up from down anymore.
He clearly did not understand the meaning of what’s written on that plaque, if he read it. Very likely his thought process was in the ballpark of ‘here is an old, historic sign that expresses MY majesty and MY law because it’s American History which belongs to ME so I will post it to emphasize MY being The Law’…something along those lines.
And none of his minions understood the words on the sign either, or else they didn’t think it worthwhile to explain it to him (so he’d take down the post).
He’s a profoundly stupid man. Canny and sly about his own advantage, often, but basically IQ-challenged. (More so now than 20 years ago, of course.)
That AI-generated explanation makes no sense. The theory going around is that the teleprompter said “beef tallow smoothies”, but since Trump is an idiot, he was unfamiliar with the word “tallow” and processed it as “to allow”, then ad-libbed the rest of the sentence, a la the time he mangled “they manned the ramparts” into “they manned the air, they rammed the manparts, they took over the airports and did everything they had to do”.
I’m childishly amused that the DHS Chief Security Officer (acting),is named Iwona B. Horyn. No, it’s probably not pronounced the way I think.
Turkeys go apeshit for smooth food.
That sounds tast…
Wait, is he saying the gruel these Turkeys were force fed was like a simulation of free-range Turkeys with mown-grass and chopped up cow parts distributed, only the Turkeys were in cages and had no choice?
This seems like something Hegseth knows well.
I’m gonna guess that Mad King Donald demanded the bigliest most tremendous turkeys anyone’s ever seen and RFK found a farmer willing to foie gras them up.
Peace plan? WHAT peace plan? I didn’t have a peace plan!
I don’t recall the boyscouts ever being a meritocracy. The pretty much take all comers so it isn’t as if including girls meant some boys got left out. What a bunch of idiots.