Thx! Doing a search via my cell phone without losing my place would have been a challenge!
Can someone find the “offending” photo? When I do a search, I find a googol of photos, most of which are just showing some random sailor’s medals on the uniform. The Wikipedia page for Senator Kelly shows his ribbon rack. Note this rack is not the display he would have on his uniform when wearing medals.
Aside: the wiki page indicates Senator Kelly graduated from the Merchant Marine Academy and that he and his twin brother are both astronauts. Seriously, the dude excudes cool. No wonder the war criminal despises him.
Here’s an image on Instagram. (You don’t need to have Instagram to see it. I don’t, and I can. Just X out of it.)
To trump
Shut the fuck up, Piggy!
Also, he said “I one Our Nation’s Districts” so that does not compute and didn’t I tell him to STFU, Piggy?
ALL PURPOSELY NEGATIVE
He’s gone “Science Guy” again, right? And talking electrons? Damn, he’s right this time.
Are men ever “ugly” to him? That would imply that some are attractive. How many rates of reporters are there? Is three the limit? She’s not FOX material, yet by no means is ugly.
Fuck you DT.
Splitter!
I’m sure that he meant “I won Our Nation’s Districts.” He’s a lazy speller, and/or he was dictating that post by voice.
But where are the ribbons? The medal bars go over the left breast and the ribbons, when medals are worn, go over the right breast.
Injuries kept me out. 
I linked the order of the ribbons, and a picture of Kelly’s ribbons. I’ll leave it to people who actually know to assess them.
ha ha, yes thanks but I new wot he ment.
He’s an extremely bad speller, and any speak & spell will correct a number to a verb. He really may have typed this.
All I saw in the Instagram photo was the medals which go over the left breast. Ribbon awards are those which are only ribbons, not medals suspended from a ribbon. For the other services, all you have to show is the left breast ribbon rack because personal awards are on that side. For the Navy, medals when worn are on the left breast and the remaining non-medal ribbons are on the right breast. What I’m looking for is a picture of the allegedly out-of-order ribbons for the right breast display.
JD Vance disses the noble turkey in his typical black hole of charisma way.
“Think about turkey. Who really likes, be honest with yourselves, who really likes turkey? You’re all full of shit. Everybody who raised your hand. I know,” Vance said to a gathering of U.S. troops at Fort Campbell, Tennessee.
“Think about it. And here’s, here’s how I know that every single one of you who raised your hand is lying to me. How many times do you roast an 18 pound turkey just randomly?” Vance continued. “Just, you know, a nice summer afternoon, we’re going to go get an 18 pound turkey.”
“Nobody does it because turkey doesn’t actually taste that good,” he insisted. “But on Thanksgiving, on the most American holiday, I got a, I got a fan over here. On the most American holiday, we’re going to cook a turkey by God because that’s what Americans do.”
“We cook this gigantic American bird and we do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good,” Vance went on. “I talked a soldier today who she said she’s going to deep fry a turkey. And I’m actually going to deep fry a turkey myself tomorrow.”
“And look, here’s the thing. If you’ve got to deep fry something to make it taste good, it probably isn’t that good,” said Vance. "That’s a pretty good rule of thumb when it comes to food. “Chicken is good all the time. Chicken is good when you deep fry it, but it’s also good outside of it. But here’s the thing about Thanksgiving, it is so American because at the heart of it is the spirit of gratitude.”
I assume he’s planning to soft-launch a career in standup after he gets laughed out of politics in 2028.
I thought you were posting BS since there is no link to news, but a quick search finds this is 100% true.
Fuck JD. I love turkey. I love the Thanksgiving meal and I’m looking forward to it tomorrow and leftovers for a couple of days.
What a couch fucking idiot.
Turkey legs are sold at state and county fairs, college and NFL games. It’s not just Thanksgiving and Christmas. Turkey meant other than legs are always stocked in grocery store delis.
Well, of course, he doesn’t want people eating turkey. He’s the biggest jive turkey on the planet right now.
I can’t imagine why people don’t regularly roast 18-lb turkeys for dinner every week.
We can only hope he has an unfortunate accident while deep-frying his turkey. I’d be thankful for that.
He is just a vacuum of charisma. I’ve seen toilet bowls of diarrhea with more charm.
I mean, one serving of turkey per year is definitely plenty for me..
I’ve stepped on rug lint with more personality.
Wasn’t it Jim Gaffigan that did that same basic routine a few days ago?? I think it was on Kimmel’s show. Except it was you know, funny.