The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Here is the latest Revenge of the Felon sequel. (The bolding is mine.)

Oh, it’s incredibly clear. And there’s no reasoning behind it. It’s pure revenge.

Florida is no longer a state; it’s just another arm of the dictator’s rule. (The bolding and italicizing are mine.)

Don’t worry; the felon is taking care of pressing business overseas.

Sorry. I meant, “The felon is taking care of his business overseas.”

And the Scottish press has lost no time in announcing his pending arrival there.

TACOn!

Next week, you say? I’m shocked the promised release date isn’t “in two weeks.”

TACOn+1!

Wow. How can he still be in office after waffling on the easiest question for any politician to answer correctly regardless of party? Let me be clear here. There is one and only one right way for this conversation to go and here it is.

  • (Reporter) Have you thought about pardoning a sex offender?
  • (Smart politician) Of course not. I will never pardon a sex offedner. Next question, please!

Obama owes the felon BIGLY!!!

But aren’t the felon and his flacks/accomplices/co-conspirators still trying to pin something on President Obama and then try him? (I ask just before quoting the very next sentence.

US Army Garrison The Border just had intruders.

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I ask you to focus on that last paragraph I quoted. The border is now an Army installation. Not only are people entering that installation from the south trespassing, so is anyone, including US citizens, entering that installation from the north. That means that if you decide to go to your favorite fishing spot on certain rivers or streams in that area, you are violating federal law.

Guess how many people illegally entering that Army base from the north are going to be stopped, apprended, and prosecuted. Go ahead. I dare you.

It’s now official: The United States constitution means nothing to the Second Felonial Era.

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The felon’s deal with Mister Japan is unraveling.

Accomplice Kennedy to neuter another panel protecting the health of Americans.

There’s your problem right there. It’s a non-political group. Had it been a Republican group, the felon and his lemmings would treat every word from it like scripture.

The felon raves at the Fed Chair about a building the Fed, according to the felon, is about to build.

Five years ago, you say? Ah, the felon was hijacking the government back then, wasn’t he?

DNI (Dearth of Normal Intelligence) director Gabbard melts down like the Wicked Witch of the West.