The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

The BBQ Pit
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Felon47 on Keir Starmer:

“What a beautiful accent”, Trump says, just as Starmer finishes. “I would have been president 20 years ago if I had that accent.”

Fuck #47 and his fake tributes and real condemnation of people’s accents.

On Zelenskiy and calling him a dictator, “Did I say that? I don’t believe I said that. Next question.”

(on Keir) “He earned today whatever they pay him.”

And they don’t pay him in Dollars - American dollars - which I would like. But they have the King, or sometimes the Queen, who I have heard has died, on their money. And my face will, one day, be on the dollar and maybe the $100 bill too.

Looks like he has a ton of concealer on his right hand.

I haven’t seen all or read everything, yet surely Trump did not get that invite to see KCIII. “If I had that accent, I’d be King right now!”

Fuck DJT.

ETA: And no “deals” to exchange British Eggs for American Franken-chickens. The Coca-Cola in the UK still has real sugar in it, so no push to use Real American High-Fructose-Corn-Syrup? No deals at all?

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Gotta ask, because I missed this TLA the first time it came around. What does CBA stand for, in the context of federal employee work agreements?

TIA

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Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Note that CBAs are not exclusive to federal employees; it’s apparently a common term in union labor agreements. (I’m mostly familiar with the term from the fact that the player unions in the NFL, Major League Baseball, etc. have them with their respective leagues.)

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Playing the press conference now:

Trump: Keir was a tough negotiator, not sure if I like that…

Well, dumbass, he was knighted for being a good prosecutor and certainly you don’t like them.

Fuck, he did get an invite to see KCIII. He’s saying it’s unprecedented, I guess because of the non-consecutive bit. Surprised he didn’t throw in a ‘if the 2020 election wasn’t stolen’

About the “deal” with Ukraine, “we’ll be dig, dig digging and dig we must” for rare earth, oil and gas.

Sure, the USA will only extract, what was it supposed to be? $350 billion? Yeah. Old Joe sent it without counting it or wanting any back. The USA will not stop till it’s trillions. Putin needs some of this action and will take his cut from the SecDef bagman. How to ravage and take the resources of another country without going to war…

Keir: famous slogan in the UK since WWII, “have to win the peace”

Keir is not rambling like a dumbass and is somewhat engaging as he reads from his text. So the “beautiful accent” bit must be forthcoming from the felon.

Keir: “Unprecedented second visit”

And there’s the fucking accent comment

Bleah. Will watch but no more comment on the press questions. (first one about what the King thinks about possibly losing one of his realms, yet Felon just answers about tariffs)

Oh, have to add Keir’s answer “You’re looking for a divide that doesn’t exist” and he was certainly not done with his answer, but Trump cut him off with “That’s enough. Next question.”

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WELL JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST I WONDER WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED

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Ugh, there’s more. I guess the pre-presss conference sit-down bit. Starmer pulls the King’s invite out of his suit pocket and presents it to Trump, who pretends to (be able to) read it yet just nods and looks for the King’s signature, then gives it (back) to Keir who 'splains what’s written there as Felon nods along. And Keir presents it again, and asks for an answer which unfortunately is “Yes”

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  • Joe Biden was President
  • The 2020 election was rigged and stolen
  • The EU is unfair
  • China is unfair
  • Zelenskiy is a dictator and stole lots of money from Biden
  • We need to develop Trump Gaza
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The Department of Education has launched a new snitch website for you to flood with reports about how a senior individual in the department only got the job because her sexual predator husband bought it for her.

https://enddei.ed.gov/

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I chuckle-screeched at this one as well!

Duh?

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Strange, because most Presidents get much older as their term progresses.

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The DOW is down 3.3% in the last month as well. Odd coincidence!

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they put him on the mountain for a good reason

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MAGA/DOGE does not care. They are preparing an Executive Branch power grab.

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I think they might care when they have no jobs and no unemployment.

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Any normal democratic government would care about this a lot – so much so that they wouldn’t be doing half the shit they’re doing now.

Just to be clear, I fully expect MAGA/DOGE to fuck up on an almost daily basis. They’re not competent at governing in the public interest, but they don’t necessarily have to be to seize the levers of power. Authoritarian regimes do radically stupid shit that should be political suicide (see Venezuela, Turkey, Russia, etc.).

We can only hope that they fuck up so badly, so spectacularly, so quickly that we somehow collectively find a way to break the MAGA/DOGE coalition before they can solidify their grip on power.

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A few things about that site ( https://enddei.ed.gov/ )

They request an e-mail address, but there is no verification process and you can type in anything you want, like fucktrump@gmail.com and hr@opm.gov *.

And after you send the report. the form doesn’t clear or reset or anything so you can just back up and hit submit again. And again and again. You can make changes or not. Some people online have automated the process with a simple macro.

And you can attach files, too.

You should, of course, not do this unless you have a valid anti-dei complaint. We don’t want to abuse the system.

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Brb uploading 50,000 copies of the Bee Movie script

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I just told them about a chainsaw wielding South African racist that was going to get lots of schoolchildren killed.

Which is unfortunately true.

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Ha! Very well played! :clap:

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the ever-popular jar-jar