The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

…yeah huh.

Norman, coordinate!

Now that their idol is going to buy an EV, won’t the magaflatearthers all be clamoring to do the same? I pity the poor Tesla dealer fending off the crowd of wannabe owners, all asking, “You got one of 'em Twizzlers that don’t run on batteries?”

These things just read like parody, don’t they?

Can’t wait to see Trumpski in his new Tesla. Will it be an S, 3, X, Y or swasticar? It’s going to need one of Eloon’s boy programmers to show him how to open the door, start it, and actually drive. Here’s hoping FSD finds the nearest light pole at high speed and bursts into flames.

Let us remember what Trump thinks “driving” looks like.

To be fair, that’s a legitimate reaction to the cybertruck getting stuck in a half-inch of sand.

You can almost hear him saying, “Vroooooom! Vrooooom!” Or maybe “Breaker one-nine, this here’s Prez One, come on back.”

When I first saw that picture, I immediately imagined him bellowing, “Run, (racial slur), run!”

Not buying a Tesla is illegal now? That’s news to me.

I would love to see him sign an EO that all Americans have to buy a Tesla.

Didn’t Donald “Hoover” Trump campaign on a dozen eggs in every fridge and a Cybertruck in every garage? At least he’s trying to accomplish one of those.

UNLEASHING AMERICAN ENERGY EO

(e) to eliminate the “electric vehicle (EV) mandate” and promote true consumer choice, which is essential for economic growth and innovation, by removing regulatory barriers to motor vehicle access; by ensuring a level regulatory playing field for consumer choice in vehicles; by terminating, where appropriate, state emissions waivers that function to limit sales of gasoline-powered automobiles; and by considering the elimination of unfair subsidies and other ill-conceived government-imposed market distortions that favor EVs over other technologies and effectively mandate their purchase by individuals, private businesses, and government entities alike by rendering other types of vehicles unaffordable;

We have always been at war with the internal combustion engine car.

People all around the world often wonder what the Germans want with all those data protection measures. They surely are paranoid and a pain in the ass, specially for those willing to expoit the data commercially. Such a backwards attitude!
Here is an example of something that may, perhaps, make clear what data protection measures are for:

I expect the temper tanTrump administration to apply the same approach to other groups of people, particularly the ones being difficult, woke, inclusive and/or simply not feverishly enough in favour of the orange clusterfucker.

Wait. Don’t tariffs distort markets?

I’m so confused. It’s almost as if this administration doesn’t value logical consistency (or has no idea whatsoever WTF they’re talking about).

But I suppose it would be sheer temerity for me to rule out it being both, huh?

Last night as I was browsing through the channels, I came across some guy on Fox News urging everyone to buy a Tesla, “even if you don’t want an electric car,” because we need to “push back” against the Elon hatred.

That might be a new MAGA talking point they’re pushing. Hannity was talking about buying one and letting Newt Gingrich drive it.

Sure, why not? What could they cost…like, $49.99, right?

[since this is coming from a man who’s never looked at a price tag in his life]

So…buy a Tesla or a dozen eggs?