Or five bananas.
Honest question: does Trump drive?
On account of his sge and status, I can’t imagine that he does (or should).
New dream: Trump meets an undignified end in a road-rage incident.
He did at one point in his life on occasion. I don’t think he has personally driven himself for quite some time, though
He’s always seen being driven by a chauffeur, so even if he originally could I doubt he’s done so for a long, long time.
"Yeah, uh, PigPen, ya wanna back off with Truck One? Uh, ten-four ‘bout five mile or so
Ten-Roger the smell is gettin’ intense up here.
“Uh, negatory Pig Pen you’re still too close Yeah, the prez is startin’ to close up my sinuses. Mercy sakes, you’d better back off another ten.”
Presidents are not allowed to drive
Reminder: we’re what, 10 weeks, into this term?
Promises made, promises kept!
The trump troll’s flame war with Canada continues to heat up. ‘Will be read about in history books!’. He’s right, but he won’t like what they say, not that he’d ever read a history book, or live long enough to see the outcome of the damage he wrought.
He’s probably well-versed in how to drive a golf buggy.
Edit: specifically, into heavy rough.
Or onto the greens.
So they want the Teeming Morons to a) buy a car most of them likely can’t afford, b) will have a really difficult time finding charging stations for in the red rural hinterlands, and c) give up their ‘coal rollers’?
I want some of what they’re smoking.
I’m already tired of all the winning.
Among other things, he’s a well known golf cheat. He ‘always’ hits fairways.
Yeah. If he actually drove, one of the things he’d be constantly complaining about would be roundabouts. I mean, he still complains about low flow toilets and LEDs, and those have been mandated for 30-some years. Roundabouts have only been even slightly common in the US for about 10 or 15 years. They’re exactly the kind thing Trump would not like.
At this point, I’m disturbingly curious about how high we can make him push these tariffs. We’re apparently already at 50%, so 100% doesn’t seem out of reach. 200%? 500%? At what point does some US firm that uses steel and aluminium send someone to yell “Stop this stupid fucking shit!” right in his face?
Hear me out: Trailer-based, coal-fired electric chargers that can hook into the Tesla’s charging system. The worst of all possible worlds, and it’s their Patriotic Duty to buy one from us. They can literally roll coal everywhere they go.
Special Trump-branded coal shovels are an extra add-on fee, of course.
Going back to horses as a source of power would be a very green solution, and can be done with all-American horses. We might take a slight hit on productivity, though, and there’s be a bit of a learning curve as we re-acquaint ourselves with the animals on a large scale.
Still, this could be just the break the buggy-whip industry has been waiting for!
Horses? Horses?!?!
Why do you hate Elon Musk so much? Don’t you know it’s your patriotic duty to love Musk, and all he represents?
Sorry. He really is a genius, and so dreamy. I’m sure he’s acting in the best interests of the country, as is our Dear Leader, and I can’t wait to see how they’ll make America great this week!
(while I usually post from Canada, I’m in the US right now, and I’d better make sure my posts about the current admin. are respectful and not at all sarcastic.)