You should really read some of the stories. He will literally race ahead on his golf cart so he can place another ball where he wants without other players seeing (before they’ve even taken their shots in many instances), literally toss his or other players’ balls around, claim balls hit by other players, and other shenanigans.
To the best of my knowledge, there is no way to accurately assess his handicap - he has never been known to play a single round in his life without significantly violating the rules of golf.
ETA: it’s a low, low bar, but he has slightly more shame about it than Kim Jong-Il, who claimed 11 holes in one and finishing 38 under on his very first round of golf.
Yeah, almost two weeks ago - just was looking at the .gov site to see if he made any statement about St. Patrick’s day.
From the pseudo-SOTU / joint address:
And I also have a message tonight for the incredible people of Greenland. (Laughter.) We strongly support your right to determine your own future, and, if you choose, we welcome you into the United States of America.
We need Greenland for national security and even international security, and we’re working with everybody involved to try and get it. But we need it, really, for international world security. And I think we’re going to get it. One way or the other, we’re going to get it
I don’t recall why mentioning Greenland brought on (Laughter). Are they there to amuse republicans?
And I still remember the malevolent look in his eyes when he said that last line.
“The amazing people of Greenland”. “Our cherished 51st state”. These are the words of a bully, who calls you his “best buddy” even as he’s planning to stuff you in locker.
He hates half of the people who are already Americans. No way are the Greenlanders or Canadians going to be considered “amazing” or be “cherished” once he’s got his claws into us. We’ll be ungrateful Never Trumpers who haven’t even bothered to say “Thank you” for having our sovereignty and rights stripped away from us.
I want to see him go golfing with three other people; Trump hits his first shot and drives off down the course, and the other players ditch him and go back into the clubhouse.
In recounting that victory, Trump wrote online: “For some reason, I am just a good golfer/athlete - I have won many Club Championships, and it is always a great honor!”
LIV Golf is the Saudi-backed alternative to the PGA, it appears. Saudis giving Trump money through hosting golf tournaments at his resorts seems par for the course.
Trump says the Kennedy Center has too many rooms and the pillars have doors in them and the union wouldn’t let Lee Greenwood sing at the board meeting, which are all completely normal things for a very stable genius to be worried about.
On today’s episode of THE PRESIDENT’S BRAIN IS MISSING:
Q: Are you going to comply with the judge’s order regarding rehiring the federal workers?
TRUMP: What are you talking about?
REPORTER: There were 18 Secret Service agents protecting Hunter Biden in South Africa this wknd. Who’s paying for that and do you plan to revoke his Secret Service protections?
TRUMP: That will be something I’ll look at this afternoon. I just heard about it for the first time.
“We’re bringing a big move onto Washington DC.”
“We had Lee Greenwood wanted to sing a little song today. And because of the cost and the union structure, for him to sing a song just for the board it was gonna cost $30k. They wanted $30k to move a piano. So you can’t have that. We’re gonna fix it up.”
I just learned an interesting tid-bit that affects no one. My niece graduated from St. Anslem’s college in New Hampshire in the same class as Trump press secretary Karoline Leavitt. I only know this through a conversation with my mother. I’m a bit estranged from my niece ever since the ‘ditching me in the middle of the desert after I drove all the way across country’ incident, but from what I’ve heard she was an irritating Trumper there too. My niece worked on some sort of broadcasting projects with her.
