The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

A post this morning from Trump on Truth Social:

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT

Since – at a quick glance – he doesn’t seem to usually ‘sign’ his name with his initials, it seems reasonable to interpret this use of “DJT” as an oblique reference to his stock ticker – NASDAQ:DJT, which – coincidence of all coincidences – is up almost 20% on the day.

Trump posted this on Truth Social at 7:37 AM (ET), this morning – before the markets opened, and – almost inarguably – after he made the plan to pause the tariffs.

It begs the question whether the rumor of a pause in the tariffs, on Monday, was an inside job – a trial balloon to figure out what the bump might look like.

Meanwhile … he’s not even bothering to hide the corruption at this point. Why would he?

Also see:

I can see the SEC, FTC, and US Attorney General all getting involved in this blatant insider trading scheme. The involvement will be organized on Signal and the invitee list will be checked twice to see if anyone naughty or not nice is on it.

As a Brit, I really, really, really, reallllllyyy wish Starmer would have the balls to just tell the colossal cockwomble to fuck right off, but sadly can’t see it happening. But then I wouldn’t make a good politician/diplomat.

The OrangeAnus brags other countries are “kissing my ass” to negotiate tariffs.

Classy as always, you worthless filth.

In reference to a FauxSnooze chyron claiming that ShitGbbon’s Manly Tariffs could reverse the crisis in masculinity,

His impulsive, torrential acid rain of madness will scar the land forever.

I just keep hoping it will stop so we can start sifting through the debris to see what’s left.

I hope Biden gets some small measure of satisfaction knowing that he’ll be taking up space rent-free in Agent Orange’s head for the rest of his shitty, lying life. Biden’s victory in 2020 will eat at him forever.

So, the tariffs will make me, a ciswoman, more masculine? Don’t see what help that’s gonna be…

Wow - they’re beginning to flail around a bit, aren’t they?

I believe the thinking is that the “masculinity crisis” is adversely impacting you and a greater abundance of manly men will make you happier. Because, reasons.

In a masculine sort of way.

It might be interesting to see Democrats target areas of high concentration church-going Republican voters with a campaign linking Trump’s “kissing my ass” comment to Osculum infame - Wikipedia. Every little doubt that can be sowed helps.

Today on THE PRESIDENT’S BRAIN IS MISSING;

  • “We have weaponry that nobody has any idea what it is”
  • The stock market had its best day ever because of me (undoing the damage I caused to it)
  • Israel will “do military” in Iran for us
  • Tariffs come from the heart
  • “It’s not a negotiation until it is”
  • The Great Lakes - are they connected? Nobody knows
  • Nancy Pelosi has “admitted her guilty”
  • The market crash is Biden’s fault
  • I paused the tariffs because people are “getting a little bit yipee”
  • And a brief moment of lucidity - “How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?”

I appreciate the summaries. Thanks for taking one for the team. Damn, I hope you’re wearing a tinfoil hat or something to protect yourself from brain rot, sifting through all this crap everyday. In the evening, have a stiff drink and then pet a kitten or something, okay?

That concept is really, really old

Especially give this …

… I think he’s assured of being known as the Yogi Berra of Presidents.

This has to be a reference to some show. “The Muppet Show”?

It sounds so much like “PIGS IN SPACE” with extra echo

A TV movie, a thriller from 1973:

THE PRESIDENT’S BRAIN IS MISSING sounds like a '50s B horror movie. It turns out it’s a recent documentary.

Spitting Image, the British political satire show with rubbery puppets.

That got banned pretty quickly in my home country after they showed President Mugabe as a chimpanzee.

I liked it even as a 5 year old (black and white TV, late show that I had to beg my parents to be allowed to watch.

Now I need to research Trump as a Spitting Image model, if they are still going…