That’s got to entail a lot of latex
It seems like Yogi Berra in fact understood ironic humor and that his quips were funny. Judy Holiday showed us that it takes effort to portray stupid and funny – she was much smarter than most of the characters she played, just as George Burns’ wife was. Felon-ONE is genuinely stupid, way out of his depth, and history will not look back on him with fond amusement.
Actually, I was referencing The President’s Neck Is Missing, a title of one of the many movies Troy McClure (of Simpsons fame) says that you may remember him from.
Dementia Donny tried to call South Carolina governor Henry McMaster last month.
Instead, he called former National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster, then started cursing at him and hung up when he realized he’d called the wrong number.
Another perfect call!!!
Should have used Signal to chat.
(Donny is unlikely to know how to use chat/signal/toilets/…)
I’ve mentioned it before regarding Musk, but their music video for the song “I’ve Never Met a Nice South African” is worth seeking out online.
I have a friend here in the states from South Africa (whom I suspect is pretty racist, but knows better than to show it) who really, really hates that song. So of course we tease him with it all the time.
Okay, that bit literally made me laugh out loud. It’s like Monty Python at its best!
McMaster is no fun at all, this was truly a missed opportunity for an epic conversation.
He should’ve let Trump keep talking.
Well, we’re officially in the “Doing the thing that the movie Johnny Dangerously pre-mocked decades ago” period.
- Newspaper Headline: Roman Moroni Deported to Sweden. Says He’s Not From There.
Rubio and his lackeys announced Saturday they were revoking all current visas for people from South Sudan and shutting the door on future visitors after the country refused to accept a deportee from the United States.
However, according to government officials from the African nation, they agreed to accept a South Sudanese national named Nimeri Garang. Instead, the United States sent an immigrant named Makula Kintu, who is actually a citizen of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
In a letter posted to the South Sudan government’s X account, officials wrote that they went through “comprehensive verification processes” to confirm Kintu’s identity. Even Kintu himself told officials that he wasn’t from South Sudan.
A fun read:
They all look alike right Little Marco?
I caught that too earlier. Really cracked me up.
The thing is, if you showed that article to Trump he’d probably take it seriously and start incorporating the story about McKinley burning down the White House into his rambles.
For a second I wondered when Ford dug a hole in Kansas.
It shouldn’t have been that long.
I are a stable geenyus.
Tanican* call for impeachment of the entire Supreme Court of the United States in 5, 4, 3…
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*Riff on panican but meaning tan in a can man.
Ehh, might as well make it Taninacanman. That at least makes the explanation more obvious.
So, I wonder what the Supremes will do if he ignores their ruling.
They’ll be sad. 
Well, some of them will.
Susan Collins will be very concerned.