:snort:
Hey, this figure was carefully calculated by dividing the number of hours Donald Trump spends watching TV each day by the number CBS news mentions his name.
“The shart heard around the world” was right there.
I’m quite certain that Trump is not anatomically equipped to emit a queef.
I sure as hell am not volunteering to verify that
Literally or figuratively? Like most most bullies, Trump is a giant pussy.
He more resembles a nearby body part.
Great. Now I have this mental imagine of Putin simultaneously getting both oral and anal from Trump.
My work here…is done.
GET A GRIP, PEOPLE!
I guess I could have phrased that better…
More like a pinch.
President Pussy-Grabber did a thing.
So, whose idea was this? Surely not his.
‘Damn them illegal aliens at our southern border stealing rapin’ jobs from good American rapists!’
Trump: “How did that “and” get in there?!?”
And in other news:
It’s not about pussy-grabbing, it’s about immigrants!
This month, we recognize National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month by ending the unfathomable human abuse committed under open borders policies.
One of the leading causes of sexual violence over the last 4 years has been the invasion of illegal aliens at our southern border. In a treasonous act of betrayal against the American people, the previous administration unleashed an army of gangs and criminal aliens from the darkest and most dangerous corners of the world — causing a dramatic increase of sexual violence in our neighborhoods and communities.
My bold.
Clearly, white boys are still allowed to grab any pussy they want.
Well, they’re probably brown, too, aren’t they?
Isn’t Donald Trump one of the leading causes of sexual violence in the US?
“It’s not my fault that Buttle’s heart condition didn’t appear on Tuttle’s file!”
I’m sure they will be focusing on highlighting the plight of men that suffer the consequences of being accused of sexual assault when they were just boys being boys.
Someone must have explained to him that nobody is going to agree to “self-deport” if turning themselves in means they’ll be thrown in a Salvadorean gulag.
It’ll be a matter of days before he “rescues” Kilmar Garcia from prison and demands all the credit for fixing a mistake that was everybody else’s fault but his own.