Mr. Art of the Deal strikes again!
Even though this is terrifying, it still cracks me up….its like being trapped in a burning theatre but the show on stage is really funny, not clever or insightful funny, but funny in its stupidity and cringe.
It sounds like Trump’s lawyers and Harvard’s lawyers were actually having productive conversations that might have lead to a “deal” that everyone would be happy with.
Whats with all this blabbering about “making deals” anyway? No one really says that. Real businessmen don’t use that phrase, even drug dealers don’t talk about “making deals”. There might be one clueless used car dealer in bumfuck Oklahoma that talks about “making deals” but I bet he gets laughed at a lot. Now we have all these high level government officials approaching high level government official from other countries like cartoon used car salespeople trying to “make deals”……what would take to get you into a new trade agreement today? Oh, you’re happy with the trade agreement you’re driving…..we’re determined to put you in a new agreement TODAY because we MAKE DEALS, that’s what we do. It’s so cringe.
But back to Harvard. It looks to me that they might have been close to striking an agreement that worked for everyone, but not for Trump. He’s not happy with a deal that doesn’t involve crying and begging, so I suspect they hatched this little plot to try and panic Harvard, to make them call Trump with tears in their big strong eyes, begging to kiss his ass.
But old Fart of the Deal still hasn’t figured out that you can’t control what the party on the other side of the deal-making table might do. So when they decided not to pick up the phone, instead opting to publicly tell Trump exactly how hard he could go fuck himself……they were like “You weren’t supposed to do that, you were supposed to call and beg, and if you’d called we would’ve told you the letter was a mistake, even though it wasn’t. That’s MALPRACTICE. That was the best part, in 2025 America refusing to kiss Trump’s ass is considered malpractice.
I’ve frequently said that Trump was probably the worst “deal-maker” in the history of business, that all the real negotiations were done by his underlings and the hardest part of their job was white-knuckling the 10 minutes when Trump and the other party were in the room together at closing, because they knew if their boss opened his mouth he’d fuck it up.
And this looks like that exact dynamic in action. And Trump’s still waiting for Xi to call him.