It’s worth remembering: it’s a feature, not a bug.
Or so he says:
Some of this is because it’s treating the raw transcript as a written text. I’ve added punctuation: it’s not that bad in terms of form, but it’s perhaps easier to see that there’s only one single idea in the whole mess, and even that isn’t coherently expressed:
That was both brave and helpful.
New scores:
Unscientifically, I’d still have to term it unintelligible free-form insanity, but maybe that’s just me.
This is still my favorite part. Even though Mahomes probably does have both a wife and girlfriend, I don’t think the ostensible president should be spilling that on TV.
“A toast: To our wives and girlfriends - may they never meet!”
I accept that challenge! I plugged the whole transcript into ChatGPT and said “Organize these thoughts into a coherent answer”:
Summary
Sure! Here’s a more coherent and structured version of the original statement, keeping the tone and intent intact:
That’s an interesting question—nobody’s asked me that one quite like that before. Look, I think the Native American population is a great part of this country. It’s a rich heritage. We’re talking about names like the “Chiefs”—whether it’s the team in Massapequa, Long Island, or the Kansas City Chiefs. I’m not changing their name. They’re a great team with great people, owners, a fantastic coach, and an amazing quarterback. I love the quarterback—his wife and his girlfriend too. His mother is incredible. I’m a fan of that whole team.
They call them the Chiefs, and I see nothing wrong with it. There are other teams called the Warriors, and many names like that which reference Native American culture. I see that as a positive thing.
When you talk to people of Native American heritage, many of them are confused or upset about why these names are being removed. They feel like it’s actually degrading, not respectful. These names often reflect honor and strength.
Now, the Washington Redskins—that’s maybe a little different. But I’ve spoken to Native Americans who still loved that name and felt it carried heritage and meaning. They were proud of it. It was special.
Then there’s the Cleveland Indians. Why would you take the name “Indians” off the Cleveland Indians and change it to the Guardians? It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s not the same.
I think what we need to do is bring common sense back to this country. What I’m saying might be popular or unpopular, but I really believe most people agree with me. Changing these names doesn’t honor Native Americans—it actually disrespects the history and the people behind them.
Wow. Very nicely done.
Clearly we need an AI robot to to edit trump’s speeches. Or how about to replace trump as president? (Think Dave).
Obviously someone who never considered a threesome.
Could work. They already paint better than Bush Junior.
Look, I don’t know why you’re all concerned about Trump’s Christian faith. According to this lady he’s been ministering for 40 years. Oh, and women should submit to men. Both clear and unarguable statements.
The CALIFORNIA Angels, Goddamnit!
- Being delivered by someone else…
Doesn’t Disney already have an audioanimatronic Trump in its Hall of Presidents?
“Remember George Washington in the Hall of Presidents?”
“Yeah! What’d he say?”
“‘Welcome to the Hall of Presidents.’”
I hope Disney just keeps it closed for the duration.
Or, if they must, use the football team stream-of-unconsciousness linked above as the audio.
I’m sure that dummy would be a better president than the actual dummy who is holding the office for real.
The shell game with humans continues, but with a twist.
I now this is The BBQ Pit, but anything I would have to say about this would certainly violate the Board rules.
I may not be a lawyer, but I know judges just love lawyers who play these kinds of games to get around their orders
Next time Dept of Agriculture can do it. They’ll be fine until they run out of agencies.
In real life, the United States Government is the defendant.
Wouldn’t the Dept. of Transportation make more sense?
I’m sure Trump is working on creating a Dept. of Deportation.