I see a strong family resemblance,
They’re perfectly straight lines on a surface that isn’t flat. That isn’t how straight lines work.
Also, no one has mentioned the little captions underneath. The pot leaf had “marijuana” written underneath it as part of the caption. Does Trump think that this dude got a tattoo of a pot leaf and a tiny tattoo underneath to explain what it was?
In English…
I did.
The third word in that sentence is your mistake. He believes what he wants to believe. No thinking involved. Donny Dipshit. He is an absolute moron that has somehow been allowed to wield way too much power and no one can stop him at this point.
Go ahead, ask him about the illegals kidnapping cats and dogs and eating them. He was told it wasn’t true; he still dredged it up from some dark corner of his mind in the debate. I’ll bet he still would insist it’s true.
Or about the Central Park Five; he wanted them executed, even after the actual perpetrator confessed and was convicted. He still insisted they should be executed after that fact. I’m surprised he hasn’t blurted it out recently.
Donny Dipshit. He is a fucking MORON. If he were my boss, I would find a new job ASAP. Of course, his minions dig their tongues as deep as they can into his disgustingly fat ass. If you need a cite, watch the recent cabinet meeting. He’s apparently saved a couple hundred million lives in 100 days. Without him, humans would be extinct within a few months.
I’m curious. Are the immigrants still eating the cats and dogs in Springfield? I don’t think I’ve heard anything about it since the election. Have they all been eaten, and are there none left?
Kinda reminds me of the massive caravans from Central and South America (or, were they from all those Mexican countries?) that were on the way to invade Texas right before the elections and then disappeared.
Oh, I’m sure that was because soon after the inauguration, they all got scared of any wrongdoing and stopped doing all that stuff.
Yeah…
We have recent evidence (2020 pandemic) that he did his damndest to make Americans extinct within a few months.
I did too, almost two weeks ago (albeit in a different thread).
Someone clearly digitally added the letters and numbers “M”, “S”, “1”, and “3” above the tattoos in an attempt to imply that the marijuana leaf means “M” and that the cross means “1”, etc. They even added helpful labels below the tattoos that spell out (in English!) the words “Marijuana”, “Cross”, etc. Misrepresenting the meaning of the tattoos on the man’s hand is bad enough. But Trump, master of the crude sharpie annotation on an official government hurricane track diagram, is too stupid to …
And now that we’ve moved measles from being technically eliminated to a real thing that could become endemic, he and RFK Jr are trying their best to kill’em all! Sorry to Metallica for this. That album is a fine slice of early bay thrash.

Forced tattooing? That can’t be legal.
As opposed to kidnapping and trafficking a legal US resident to a prison camp in El Salvador with no due process and then ignoring court rulings to bring him back? The phrase “That can’t be legal” doesn’t matter anymore to this administration.
An app that told me which brands gave money to Trump would be useful. The French are lucky they only have to look for American products, which is much easier. And of course Trump and Co. are cuddling up to the German right-wing again.
The headline on ESPN.com regarding today’s Kentucky Derby reads “Sovereignty outduels Journalism.”
I couldn’t help thinking it felt a little on the nose.
Oof.
Stay classy, Felon-One! (Less is a type of class, isn’t it?)
NEW YORK (AP) — President Donald Trump posted an artificial intelligence-generated image of himself dressed as pope as the mourning of Pope Francis continues and just days before the conclave to elect his successor is set to begin. Trump’s action drew rebukes from a group representing Catholic bishops in New York and among Italians.
The image, shared Friday night on Trump’s Truth Social site and later reposted by the White House on its official X account, raised eyebrows on social media and at the Vatican, which is still in the period of nine days of official mourning following Francis’ death on April 21. Catholic cardinals have been celebrating daily Masses in his memory and are due to open the conclave to elect his successor on Wednesday.
A real president stand up to the toddler-in-chief. (The bold in the quote below is mine.)
(Reuters) -Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said on Saturday that U.S. President Donald Trump had proposed sending U.S. troops to Mexico to combat drug trafficking, but said she had rejected that offer because “sovereignty is not for sale.”
Sheinbaum’s comments were in response to questions about a Wall Street Journal report published on May 2 that said Trump was pressuring Mexico to allow deeper U.S. military involvement against drug cartels to combat trafficking across the shared border.
“In one of the calls, (Trump) said, ‘How can we help you fight drug trafficking? I propose that the U.S. Army come in to help you,’” said Sheinbaum, who was speaking at a university event near the capital on Saturday.
“And you know what I told him? No, President Trump, the territory is sacrosanct, sovereignty is sacrosanct, sovereignty is not for sale, sovereignty is loved and defended,” the president said, adding that while the two countries can collaborate, “we will never accept the presence of the United States military in our territory.”
We don’t need no stinking diplomat as Secretary of State, evidently. (Again, the bolding below is mine.)
A remarkable exchange played out on X on Friday as US Secretary of State Marco Rubio accused the government of key ally Germany of “tyranny in disguise” for designating the far-right Alternative for Germany (AfD) as an extremist entity.
In a post Friday afternoon, the top US diplomat slammed the classification made by Germany’s domestic intelligence agency, which allows it to increase surveillance of the political party. Vice President JD Vance later echoed the rebuke of the move in his own post on the social media platform.
“Germany just gave its spy agency new powers to surveil the opposition,” Rubio wrote on his official State Department X account. “That’s not democracy—it’s tyranny in disguise.”
That bolded bit shows Rubio is as clueless as his boss.
Speaking of the convict-in-chief, what’s he focusing (yeah, right) at the moment?
The latest complication in the ongoing fight over how college athletes should be paid could come straight from the pen of President Donald Trump.
The president is considering an executive order regarding NIL payments after a meeting with former Alabama head football coach Nick Saban on Thursday night, according to the Wall Street Journal.
Saban reportedly complained about NIL to Trump, who was in Tuscaloosa to deliver the University of Alabama’s commencement address, and said he believed the system has damaged college sports. However, the coach didn’t propose eliminating NIL but instead “reforming” it to address an allegedly uneven playing field.
Trump reportedly said he agreed with Saban and would look at drafting an executive order, directing aides to begin studying what such an order would say.
And why is this even a thing? Oh, there’s no hidden agenda here. None at all.
Most of the changes in college athletics over the past five years have been built on the bedrock of decisions from the Supreme Court and other major courtrooms, and trying to reverse any of that would further escalate Trump’s attempts to subvert the authorities of courtrooms in the United States.
Hey, here’s a fun quote that might applies here. It’s actually from the article about Germany just above and subjected to my bolding.
“This is democracy. This decision is the result of a thorough & independent investigation to protect our Constitution & the rule of law,” the account posted. “It is independent courts that will have the final say.”
“We have learnt from our history that rightwing extremism needs to be stopped,” the foreign office wrote.
100 clusterfucks in the White House,
Trump makes one, doubles down.
101 clusterfucks in the White House! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
“In one of the calls, (Trump) said, ‘How can we help you fight drug trafficking? I propose that the U.S. Army come in to help you,’” said Sheinbaum, who was speaking at a university event near the capital on Saturday.
“And you know what I told him? No, President Trump,
you do something about the American drug users that are funding the destruction of my country."
Not that Trump wouldn’t jump on, a curiously unmentioned, opportunity to destroy the lives, and end the lives, of Americans.
Oh? Drat! That was just a horse race. My hopes were up for just a moment.