The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

I see a strong family resemblance,

I see more family resemblances:

They’re perfectly straight lines on a surface that isn’t flat. That isn’t how straight lines work.

Also, no one has mentioned the little captions underneath. The pot leaf had “marijuana” written underneath it as part of the caption. Does Trump think that this dude got a tattoo of a pot leaf and a tiny tattoo underneath to explain what it was?

In English…

I did. :wink:

The third word in that sentence is your mistake. He believes what he wants to believe. No thinking involved. Donny Dipshit. He is an absolute moron that has somehow been allowed to wield way too much power and no one can stop him at this point.

Go ahead, ask him about the illegals kidnapping cats and dogs and eating them. He was told it wasn’t true; he still dredged it up from some dark corner of his mind in the debate. I’ll bet he still would insist it’s true.

Or about the Central Park Five; he wanted them executed, even after the actual perpetrator confessed and was convicted. He still insisted they should be executed after that fact. I’m surprised he hasn’t blurted it out recently.

Donny Dipshit. He is a fucking MORON. If he were my boss, I would find a new job ASAP. Of course, his minions dig their tongues as deep as they can into his disgustingly fat ass. If you need a cite, watch the recent cabinet meeting. He’s apparently saved a couple hundred million lives in 100 days. Without him, humans would be extinct within a few months.

I’m curious. Are the immigrants still eating the cats and dogs in Springfield? I don’t think I’ve heard anything about it since the election. Have they all been eaten, and are there none left?

Kinda reminds me of the massive caravans from Central and South America (or, were they from all those Mexican countries?) that were on the way to invade Texas right before the elections and then disappeared.

Oh, I’m sure that was because soon after the inauguration, they all got scared of any wrongdoing and stopped doing all that stuff.

Yeah…

We have recent evidence (2020 pandemic) that he did his damndest to make Americans extinct within a few months.

I did too, almost two weeks ago (albeit in a different thread).

And now that we’ve moved measles from being technically eliminated to a real thing that could become endemic, he and RFK Jr are trying their best to kill’em all! Sorry to Metallica for this. That album is a fine slice of early bay thrash.

As opposed to kidnapping and trafficking a legal US resident to a prison camp in El Salvador with no due process and then ignoring court rulings to bring him back? The phrase “That can’t be legal” doesn’t matter anymore to this administration.

An app that told me which brands gave money to Trump would be useful. The French are lucky they only have to look for American products, which is much easier. And of course Trump and Co. are cuddling up to the German right-wing again.

The headline on ESPN.com regarding today’s Kentucky Derby reads “Sovereignty outduels Journalism.”

I couldn’t help thinking it felt a little on the nose.

Oof. :woman_facepalming:

Stay classy, Felon-One! (Less is a type of class, isn’t it?)

A real president stand up to the toddler-in-chief. (The bold in the quote below is mine.)

We don’t need no stinking diplomat as Secretary of State, evidently. (Again, the bolding below is mine.)

That bolded bit shows Rubio is as clueless as his boss.

Speaking of the convict-in-chief, what’s he focusing (yeah, right) at the moment?

And why is this even a thing? Oh, there’s no hidden agenda here. None at all.

Hey, here’s a fun quote that might applies here. It’s actually from the article about Germany just above and subjected to my bolding.

:musical_score:
100 clusterfucks in the White House,
Trump makes one, doubles down.
101 clusterfucks in the White House! (Whoa-oh-oh!)
:musical_score:

you do something about the American drug users that are funding the destruction of my country."
Not that Trump wouldn’t jump on, a curiously unmentioned, opportunity to destroy the lives, and end the lives, of Americans.

Sovereignty Wins!

Oh? Drat! That was just a horse race. My hopes were up for just a moment.