Trump:
we already have too many Holidays in America
“Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.”
And the ‘saber’ should be a little mushroom.
Yes - no time to sit around and watch TV and cheat at golf.
I will take “Knowledge That I Wish I Could Erase From My Head” for $500 please, Alex.
On the upside now you know what it is called when somebody talks nothing but shit. And it sounds polite until you look it up.
You’re going to want to avoid this South Park episode, then:
Summary
“Red Hot Catholic Love”
Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
“Too many holidays.” “Kids can get 3 dolls instead of 30.” “You can have 5 pencils instead of 250.”
Fantastic that a rich guy who has gold toilets, spends his days golfing and is planning a military parade in his honor is telling us how we’re living too fancy. Maybe the next Trump AI image can be him dressed as Marie Antoinette.
Remember when rationing was a sign that the president was failing? Good times.
Remember when President Carter got lambasted for saying maybe Americans shouldn’t consume quite so much? Republicans don’t, either.
It humiliates us as a nation when our President dishonors the sovereignty of foreign nations by insisting he will purchase them as a new state.
This shit just makes us look bad, drives an unnecessary wedge between our countries, and engenders ill will in every other country of the world against the US.
Just shut the fuck up already!
Just phrase it as, “I’ll release her after Garcia is released.”
“You waited until her sentence was finished!” “I didn’t specify how long after…”
Some of us can only dream of owning 250 pencils.
Or attacking.
Frankly I’m surprised he hasn’t made an effort to eliminate Juneteenth. As a DEI holiday started under Biden I would think that it would be near the top of the agenda. But maybe he’s waiting to until us federal workers had made plans for the day, so as to maximize suffering.
You know who else accused “those people” of having “too many damn holidays”? 
He probably doesn’t remember that it exists. Somebody will bring it to his attention in early June, and then he’ll find an excuse to dismantle it or rename it God Bless White People Day or something equally asinine.
He’ll probably issue one of his stupid proclamations that it’s a day for black people to thank and celebrate the heritage of the white people that gave them freedom and opportunity- and to also celebrate their favorite President.
And he won’t be talking about Obama, either.
I wish I were joking.
That sounds believable. Both because of his egotism, and because the idea that black people should be grateful for being taken from Africa and enslaved is a longstanding idea on the Right.
by bringing their ancestors to our country.
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They got a free boat trip. The interest on the value of that should counter all this reparations nonsense. /s
And they got to learn a skill, something that wouldn’t have been possible back in Afreaka. Don’t forget that.