Hahahahah. But the truth.And Kristi is the ‘untrainable and dangerous one’ She should never be near civilized society. She sure won’t get close to my dogs.
The Secretary of Education writes a letter to Harvard
Here, she’s graded on her writing skills and logic:
I suspect that she would struggle if she took the remedial math course that she bitches about.
Reminds me of the time - some 25 years ago, when my oldest brought home some letter from an English teacher, ostensibly setting out the expectations of the parents. We are both lawyers, she teaches college, so we were appalled by the horrible writing in the letter and took to it with red pens. When we finished out thorough editing/re-writing, we handed it back to our kid who said, “You forgot to sign it. I have to take it back and hand it in.” 
Every accusation from the right is a confession.
Sgt. Schultz in Hogan’s Heroes: "I know nothing!
Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “You know nothing, Jon Stark”
Donald Trump to reporters on various occasions: “I don’t know.”
He might as well just come out and say “I am chust followink orders.”
I feel like someone needs to have this moment with him.
Wow, I’m confused now. I thought Trump knew more about almost every topic than anyone:
‘Nobody Knows More’ Than Trump About Anything: A Supercut | NowThis
The clip is five years old. Imagine how much more Trump has learned since.
Why? There’s nothing more to learn!
He is the Infosphere.
There’s a joke about progressively higher academic degrees. You learn more and more about a narrower and narrower field until you know everything there is to know about nothing at all.
I’d say Trump is an expert on practically nothing at all. (Except for conning people; that is his superpower.)
It’s an old joke. I heard it this way: ‘The definition of an “expert” is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing.’
I had to rewind, I thought he said “I know more than Osama” rather than “I know more than Obama”.
At this point Osama “death to America” bin Laden, even as he lies in his watery grave, could be a better choice for POTUS.
At least he would not speak.
A dead Osama Bin Laden would be a vastly superior President to a living Donald Trump
I’m sure Osama hates America less that trump. Even if he weren’t dead.
Smarter too.
Manuel in Fawlty Towers: “You always say, Mr. Fawlty, but I learn!”
Speaks for itself:
Trump eying Fox News host Jeanine Pirro for top prosecutor in DC
President Donald Trump is strongly considering installing Fox News host and former prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.
The potential selection comes as Trump told reporters in the Oval Office Thursday that Ed Martin, who is currently serving as D.C.'s interim top prosecutor, would not be taking the position permanently after losing support among top Republicans in the Senate.
I was trying to explain to my friend the dynamics of something called “The Peter Principle” and was struggling to come up with an archetypal example. Can anyone help me out here?
He loves nominating and associating with drunks (Kegsbreath, Kavanaugh, Rudy) so why not one more?