The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

I thought in the USA you could just insert an “A” anywhere and simply claim it is dylanesque, like in the Monumental A-Gaping Asshole.
Now the part about pretty soon being drenched to the bone… well, sorry for that.

The basic formula is: do not help people that actually need help, only help those who have no need of it.

So said the sugar industry.

So said the sugar industry.

The one time I recall, he actually expanded the natural disaster so it matched his description.

Great, especially since this thread is about the Trump admin in DC, I now have a mental picture of the Washington Monument making a MAGA asshole gape.

From Trump’s recent rambling:

“80% tariff on China seems right. Up to Scott B.,” he added moments later.

Up to Scott B? You know he knows he fucked up when says stuff like this. How long before he says tariffs were all the idea of a guy named Scott B who somehow snuck into the cabinet. “Never met the guy”.

Also, the UK deal…. What was it Lutnik said? England has “weak beef.” cool.

Only the top men, top…men.

Habeas Who…?

I heard a podcaster (Tim Miller or a co-host?) call him Nutlik. That’s about right.

Nudnick, maybe?

Article I, Section 9, Clause 2:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

Have I missed an invasion or rebellion? I did sleep in a little today.

Trump has been claiming, all along, that undocumented immigrants represent an “invasion,” which is the legal justification that his administration has been attempting to use to invoke laws that were written for use in time of war.

Oh. I thought he said he closed the border. Hard to know what to believe these days.

Technically, no, he drew a projected storm path that was different from the NOAA projection (because, he is geniusier than people who understand stuff), which looked like an expansion because of the uncertainty spread.

There are Americans who are failing to do what Cheeto-Faced ShitGibbon tells them to do, or even dispute his blortings. Some of them are even in the public eye. If that is not a Rebellion, what is?

Given that the guy’s the biggest nuzzler of Trump’s balls in the Cabinet and on TV, I’d still go with Nut-lick.

I am truly confused- maybe they are confused.

JD Vance 2 days ago:

“The India/Pakistan conflict is none of our business.”

JD Vance today:

“The ceasefire, we did that, that was all us.”

I don’t understand how people like him don’t die from methane poisoning with how full of shit he is.

The madness, it never stops.

I’d love to suspend him – first his administration via impeachment and conviction then leave it as an exercise where we go from there.

Sounds like some kind of Mexican.

“I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should’ve gotten a-rit of you instead.”

In what sense of “suspend”?