Let me guess. The elimination challenge includes eliminating (caneling/erasing) the heritage.
I assume that if you are eliminated you get sent directly to an El Salvadoran prison.
"You’re Eliminated " replaces “You’re Fired”?
Okay, I think this could work. But right away I’d like to suggest two, um, enhancements. First, involve wild animals. That should kick up the adrenaline in participants, as well as viewers. Probably in the animals, too.
Second, the contest should be to the death for the losers. Let’s don’t screw around. These people risk their lives in boats, in the backs of semi trucks, in the desert. And America doesn’t want losers anyway.
Ads could be sold at Super Bowl rates. Win-win. Well, mostly.
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Disclaimer: surely I don’t need to say–but I will–that this is bitter black humor.
They could hold some “challenges” in southern Florida swamps. I think it’s the only place in the world that has both alligators and crocodiles in the same habitat, so I guess there’s a possibility of being attacked and eaten by either species.
It’s what Makes America Great and Unique!
Did I say Oops? I meant, their response is We can’t tell you; it’s a secret.
What do you have to do to get information from these clowns, hire a Russian to go to the bathroom?
Probably just hire someone to hack their phones to get access to their Signal chats. I’m sure the Russians already have. I think I’m missing the bathroom reference, though.
That’s where Donnie keeps his secret file cabinets.
‘actual personal consideration’ really should be done in the privacy of the bathroom.
Ah. “Russian” and “go to the bathroom” made me wonder about a pee tape being made for blackmail. It’s rumored to have happened before and the blackmailee seems to be giving Putin everything he wants.
When does Mike Judge set about to suing these guys (the whole administration) for copyright infringement and plagiarism?
When Trump changes his last name to “Camacho”.
The new deportation reality show will be sponsored by Brawndo.
That’s borderline defamatory against President Camacho, as I always said, presented with a problem Camacho put the most intelligent guy in charge of solving it and then followed his recommendations.
If Trump was president in Idiocracy they would all have died while the idiot blathered about using bleach to water plants.
It’s more Running Man. Maybe Stephen King should sue? I’ m sure he’d love it, given his fondness for Trump.
With a few of the red states getting hammered by severe storms yesterday, it will be interesting to see if what is left of FEMA provides these people with the help they need. If they are essentially ignored, or the response is slow and feeble, maybe some of these people will start getting a clue.
Don’t bet on it. It’ll be Biden’s fault, or Harris’s fault, or Obama’s fault. MAGATs are in way too deep to turn on their boy now.
There’ll be a subset that believe the Democrats used their weather machines to cause this.
That would explain why they’re so eager to dismantle NOAA and the NWS.
I thought they wanted to privatize those so their donors could make money.
But I wasn’t kidding about weather control:
As Hurricane Milton threatens catastrophic damage in Florida, the Georgia Republican suggested on X that such storms could be engineered by humans.
“Marjorie Taylor Greene, the congresswoman from Georgia, is now saying the federal government is literally controlling the weather, we’re controlling the weather. It’s beyond ridiculous. It’s so stupid. It’s got to stop,” Biden said in televised remarks at the White House.
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Greene said last Thursday in a post on X: “Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”
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At around the same time, Greene repeated her weather claim and suggested that the federal government was aware of it.“Well some of them are listed on NOAA, as well as most of the ways weather can be modified, because they are required to report it to the Secretary of Commerce by the Weather Modification Act of 1972,” she wrote on X, referring to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. “The NOAA government website has a library catalog of 1,026 entries of weather modifications, but that’s not all of them.”
She continued, “If your home or business or property is damaged or a loved one is killed by their weather modifications shouldn’t you be eligible for compensation? After all, did they ask you if you agreed to our weather being modified?”
On Tuesday, she quoted an article from The Gateway Pundit, a far-right website known for spreading conspiracy theories, that said: “Marjorie Taylor Greene was right. Yes, scientists do control the weather.”
That was last year. Imagine the advancements that have been made since. Greene was talking about a hurricane; soon the Dems will have precision-guided tornados!