The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

If that’s true, there’s no presidential immunity for any corrupt act that occurred, and he can be prosecuted.

As mentioned before:

But then in reality, this will almost surely happen:

“A century of drilling left, with Aberdeen as the hub”. Huh. I wonder who has property there? I’m sure that’s just a coincidence.

What did that poor cat ever do to you to deserve that?

“Hey, man. I didn’t want to do it. I had to do it. It was just one hairball too many.”

And now we know what that thing on the felon’s head is.

The felon-in-chief approves FEMA aid to 8 states.

Besides the delay, do you notice anything about that list? One commenter on that article posted this:

If you have even one brain cell, you already know the answer to that query.

Federal judge puts the skids on the felonials’ latest stunt.

But all is well with the economy, right? Right? Right?

Every time he says tariff, the market tanks.

I saw a video clip of the event and the Presidential Seal is clearly attached to the podium, which means he’s using his office to make money and peddle influence.

The only bright point in his peddling influence is he cannot stay bought. Well, unless the buyer is another dictator.

It gave me heartburn in Springfield, OH.

I think for many people paying Trump to influence something for them is akin to buying a product from a company whose warranty expires as soon as you purchase it.

So who was President during this event? He’d have to pass authority to Vance in writing. Hell, he would trust Pence during Trump’s colonoscopy. So, she was full of shit.

Apparently, we’ve got Trump’s seeming grift all wrong. He’s just making sure he can’t be bribed or influenced:

Trump Thinks It Was ‘Stupid’ Not to Cash in Harder on His First Term. He’s Making Up for It

As the president mixes public service with personal profit, he’s making the world safe for corruption

Both in public and behind closed doors, Trump often repeats a new mantra: It does not matter how much lucrative new business the Trump Organization or his children engage in while Trump is the president, because he and his family are so wealthy that he doesn’t need that new cash flow or windfalls — and therefore, he must be unbribable.

Oh, wait. That’s safe for corruption, not safe from corruption. I first saw this mentioned on The Damage Report:

Trump Press Secretary SNAPS At Reporter Over Insane Crypto Dinner Secret [Investors]

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt snaps at a reporter over Donald Trump’s blatant corruption after throwing Trump under the bus by explaining his crypto dinner for secret investors was on his personal time which would put his immunity in jeopardy. John Iadarola and Brett Erlich break it down on The Damage Report.

I believe you dropped a word here.

Nope. “Timely” would have been some time in 2017 (at the latest).

True.

Fear not, my fellow Americans! Felon47 is keeping us safe! How, you ask? Am I glad you did!

Wasting money on inspection and assessment of Alcatraz.

Putting over one hundred national security staffers on administrative leave.

Failing to recognize REAL ID when one is shown.

And if you’re planning on traveling overseas, take heed and avoid countries with travel warnings like…wait, what? WTF? SWITZERLAND?!

I, for one, feel safer as the felon and his cohorts keep on rolling, rolling the country, if not the whole planet, up shit river.

Well, obviously, Swiss cheese has holes in it. Illegal aliens (all of them rapists and gangbangers, of course) might crawl through the holes.

Switzerland is a chocolate city country.

The Swiss Miss will seduce you with her “hot chocolate” and then entrap you with MANDATORY HEALTH INSURANCE!!!

Why is this reminding me of what Trevor Noah said about his parents, especially his father?

Took me a while to find what looks like an updated map. Unless Switzerland previously was colored white (Level zero) like that place left and south of Canada, Level 1 seems to be a default / “safe country”. I reckon somewhere on this site it suggests “Don’t be an American Idiot” but maybe they erased that bit and Switzerland themselves asked for a fresh warning.

I suspect if you look at the consular pages of most of the world, that country in white does not have whatever corresponds to “Level 1”.

I’ve been to the Eastern parts of Finland and Estonia and they may not yet deserve the slanted white lines parts of some other countries have, and as an American you’d probably be okay currently in those areas (that used to belong to the big red country to their East).