The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

[Horatius]

@iamatractorboy

You could afford to pay a hole toll

Well, I said “toll”, when it was really debasing personal services, but it was a “toll” to us!

[Superdude]

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in.

[running_coach]

So I have to roll with the whole troll hole toll?

[DavidNRockies]

I’ve often wondered for whom the hole tolls.

[eschereal]

@Horatius

Well, I said “toll”, when it was really debasing personal services, but it was a “toll” to us!

You paid a whole hole toll with a hole?

[running_coach]

You only pay a toll with a hole if the whole hole is part of an atoll.

[Robot_Arm]

The family next to mine had a whole full of dirt. Lucky bastards.

[ThelmaLou]

[running_coach]

@Robot_Arm

The family next to mine had a whole full of dirt. Lucky bastards.

I had a hole that was full of hole. Which in turn was full of hole. In fact, it was hole the whole way down.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

We used to dream of having a hole, let alone a tower of them.

[Atamasama]

Fuck your holes, I eat holes for breakfast.

[eschereal]

But have you ever lived in one of those?

[OttoDaFe]

I tried making a home in a two day old Krispy Kreme, but it broke my jackhammer.

[Atamasama]

I donut recommend it.

[Monty]

Back to the cluster!

How should one celebrate a national day of observance of the ultimate sacrifice over a million American soldiers have made in our country’s wars? Screed away, of course!

“HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY TO ALL, INCLUDING THE SCUM THAT SPENT THE LAST FOUR YEARS TRYING TO DESTROY OUR COUNTRY THROUGH WARPED RADICAL LEFT MINDS,” Trump wrote in the May 26 post.

The president in his post appeared to reference Joe Biden as “AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT,” and he criticized judges who he said “SUFFER FROM AN IDEOLOGY THAT IS SICK, AND VERY DANGEROUS FOR OUR COUNTRY.”

Russia throws shade at the felon.

The Kremlin responded Monday to President Trump’s criticism of Russian President Vladimir Putin, citing “emotional overload” at this “very important moment.”

“We are really grateful to the Americans and to President Trump personally for their assistance in organizing and launching this negotiation process,” said Russian spokesperson Dmitry Peskov when asked about Trump’s remarks, according to Reuters.

“Of course, at the same time, this is a very crucial moment, which is associated, of course, with the emotional overload of everyone absolutely and with emotional reactions.”

Translation: Yo, snowflake, you’re throwing a temper tantrum. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Let’s talk priorities now.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -The FBI will launch new probes into the 2023 discovery of cocaine at the White House during President Joe Biden’s term and the 2022 leak of the Supreme Court’s draft opinion overturning Roe v. Wade, a top official announced on Monday.

Dan Bongino, a rightwing podcaster-turned-FBI deputy director, made the announcement on X, saying that he had requested weekly briefings on the cases’ progress.

Both incidents have been popular talking points on America’s right.

The discovery of a small bag of cocaine in a cubby near the entrance to the West Wing two years ago drew excited commentary from Republicans, including Donald Trump, then the Republican presidential candidate, who said it was implausible that the drugs could belong to anyone beyond Biden and his son Hunter - even though the Biden family was away from Washington at the time.

And what did the felon have to say at the time of the Supreme Court leak? (Same link)

The May 2, 2022, publication of the Supreme Court’s draft opinion in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, which ended the constitutional right to abortion, provoked condemnation from Trump, who called the source of the leak “slime” and demanded that the journalists involved be imprisoned until they revealed who it was.

Yep, right on message. He doesn’t like a free press, so let’s put the reporters in prison.

And evidently Hegseth doesn’t like a free press either.

Donald Trump’s Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is facing intense criticism from military reporters after his office announced extra restrictions to media access at the Pentagon.

The Pentagon Press Association — which represents reporters covering the Department of Defense — said in a statement that the move was “a direct attack on the freedom of the press and America’s right to know what its military is doing.”

Don’t worry about the economy. The felon’s got your back, though! That is, if you’re not on Social Security.

For millions of older Americans relying on an embattled Social Security system to cover their bills, another financial gut punch may be on the way — and it’s coming from their own student debt.

Under a Trump administration move to resume collections on federal student loans, borrowers in default could soon see their Social Security benefits docked by as much as 15%, higher education expert Mark Kantrowitz told CNBC.

That means retirees already living on fixed incomes could lose a big chunk of their monthly checks with little warning.

And for the hundreds of thousands of borrowers 62 and older who have defaulted student loans — it could be an unhappy surprise in the mail.

The latest example of how much the felon loves law and order is, of course, he pardoned a criminal sheriff.

President Donald Trump on Monday granted an unconditional pardon to a Virginia sheriff who had been convicted of federal bribery charges and sentenced to 10 years in federal prison.

Scott Jenkins, who had been the sheriff of Culpeper County, Virginia, was set to report to jail on Tuesday.

“Sheriff Scott Jenkins, his wife Patricia, and their family have been dragged through HELL by a Corrupt and Weaponized Biden DOJ,” Trump wrote in a statement on Truth Social. “In fact, during his trial, when Sheriff Jenkins tried to offer exculpatory evidence to support himself, the Biden Judge, Robert Ballou, refused to allow it, shut him down, and then went on a tirade.”

“As we have seen, in Federal, City, and State Courts, Radical Left or Liberal Judges allow into evidence what they feel like, not what is mandated under the Constitution and Rules of Evidence,” he added. “This Sheriff is a victim of an overzealous Biden Department of Justice, and doesn’t deserve to spend a single day in jail.”

But which administration was it that sentenced him?

Jenkins faced a jury trial in late 2024 but wasn’t sentenced until March 2025 under the Trump administration. Acting U.S. Attorney Zachary T. Lee, who represented the U.S. government, and therefore the Trump administration, in the case, is still serving as the acting U.S. attorney for the Western District of Virginia.

Now it’s Schrödinger justice with that felon in charge of the federal executive branch.

[smithsb]

Some details on the evidence in Jenkins trial - none of which Trump was obviously (oblivious!) aware. Some white house advisor feed Trump with a shit sandwich and he gobbled it down. Bolding Mine.

"Trump just pardoned former Culpeper County Sheriff Scott Jenkins because of course he did. Game recognizes game, right? From the article:

In one video presented at trial, investigators say Jenkins was accepting a $5,000 check from a Virginia businessman who testified against Jenkins but was not charged.

“Thank you so much,” Jenkins said in the video. “I’m gonna make it official with a badge.”

Jenkins then gives the man an auxiliary deputy’s badge.

In all, federal prosecutors proved Jenkins took $110,000 from 10 men, including two undercover FBI agents, between 2015 and 2023.

In many instances, he was caught on undercover video accepting the money. Each of the bribe payors was sworn in as an auxiliary deputy and given a badge allowing them enhanced gun rights and, as some testified, the hope they could get out of speeding tickets. Others used the badges in attempts to get a COVID test, drive in highway emergency lanes or get around a TSA line.

Bribes, badges and cash in a gift bag: What evidence shows as ex-sheriff...

[GuanoLad]

That’s the sort of corruption Leverage episodes deal with.

[Coriolanus]

He was pardoned. Does he need to wait till the next Sheriff election or something?

This pardon essentially makes it legal to do all this stuff. So while he waits to be re-elected Sheriff again, he should write a guide-book for others to follow his lead. Get the FBI involved so it goes to Federal Court. Pardon! Profit!

[Great_Antibob]

@Coriolanus

He was pardoned. Does he need to wait till the next Sheriff election or something?

Still a convicted felon, albeit pardoned so he doesn’t have to serve time, but he would need to have his right to hold public office restored by whatever process the state of Virginia has for that sort of thing.

It’s one thing for somebody like Trump but the optics wouldn’t work for most governors to let convicted felons even potentially hold office, especially felons convicted of abusing their office the first go around. And Virginia is not an especially strong MAGA state and the elections have all been close recently, so I would think Youngkin wouldn’t do this guy any favors.

[Coriolanus]

@Great_Antibob

most governors

Yes, good luck with that in Virginia yet there’s plenty of states where he’d be a hero.

Even if he had shot the deputy.