The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Like this?

That’s just the transliteration of:

When do we start calling this administration a “cluckerfust”?

CluckerPluck?

What I really want to know is, does the Screaming ChickenShitGibbon genuinely believe what he is blorting out, or does he actually realize that he is spewing bullshit?

(Granted that it is probably somewhere between the two) which is worse?

I think Trump believes whatever he is saying in the current moment. The fact that this might be the exact opposite of what he just said last year or last month or five minutes ago does not trouble him at all.

Also, he has dementia but it’s the very slow kind and it is taking its time with him.

Then, because of his progressing dementia, he did know at one time that it was bullshit but keeps forgetting that and actually believes what he is saying in the moment but then forgets that he said that right around the time he again recognizes it for bullshit. And the cycle repeats.

No surprise here. The felon lambasts someone he praised.

Turns into:

Y’all remember the boy who cried wolf? Yeah, in that story, there really was, finally, a wolf. The toddler who cried deep state, on the other hand…

A senator from Iowa has an interesting take on the felon’s big bullshit bill.

Harvard gets a reprieve, but the taco toddler’s so-called administration is still harassing the school.

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Question for the legal beagles here: how is this not contempt of court?

More on the Harvard confict is here.

Now Schrödinger’s cat is drugs!

The vendetta against Kilmar Abrego Garcia continues.

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The only court decisions of which I’m aware relating to Garcia’s case are (1) he had a protection from deportation order, and (2) a federal judge ordered the administration to “facilitate and effectuate” Garcia’s return to the United States. I must have missed all the times a court found, based on evidence, he was a member of MS-13, a human trafficerk, and beat his wife.

And now Cruella de Vile wants a brand spanking new aeroplane.

By the way, I just came up with that nickname for her: Cruella de Vile. Damn, I wish I had thought of that when her vileness towards canines first came to light.

Another one at the Smithsonian is put to the curb by the felon.

Shortly? Is that the new “cofefve” “two weeks”?

I recall the 2020 pandemic being called a once in a century pandemic. Now we have a “hold my hamberder” moment thanks to the lunatic the felon put in charge of health.

Once in a century, twice in a decade–what’s the difference?

I just saw this one. Evidently, the felon does want foreign students to study in the United States (so he says), just not at Harvard.

Now ain’t that a masterful display of eloquence?

My bold.

I see what they did there.

Remember when Alan Grayson got shit for saying “Republicans want you to die quickly”? Nice to see them finally come out and say it themselves.

No, no, no. You’re mistaken. They don’t want you to die quickly. They simply don’t care if you die quickly. What they do want is for you to die in gloom, despair, agony, deep dark depression, and excessive misery. Hee Haw!

I’d really like to get someone like Leo Squared here really drunk, and ask them how they feel about being under-bussed like this. This is a guy who spent many years of his life advancing the right wing agenda, and now he’s supposed to be one of the worst people in the world.

So Leonard Leo got leoparderd?

Isn’t someone who spends many years of his life advancing the right wing agend, in fact, one of the worst people in the world?

Golden the Ship Dome Was–Oh! Oh! Oh!

Lest anyone thinks the Second Felonial Era is a model of internal communication and coordinated government:

This administration doesn’t understand the meaning of words. But it sure knows how to show you their cruelty.

Being a refugee in America today is like calling the fire department and Montag’s coworkers show up.

What else is in that article?

Ah, we’ve seen this before, haven’t we? The felon creates a problem, then others have to fix it. But wait, there’s more. He’s trying to fix a problem that simply doesn’t exist.

Apparently the clusterfuck is a lot like WWE.

Yet another court order ignored, yet another migrant deported in violation of said order.

I think it’s about time to replace the stars on the flag with bananas. All of this is banana republic stuff.

How on earth does he manage to write “Trump” with more letters than “Donald”?

The cybersecurity at the Orange House is still too-notch! It’s amazing how someone can gain access to Miz Wilkes’ number. Maybe she posted it on Signal?

Got no use for that! Off with their heads!

Well, yes, if you want to get meta about it.

But then, Trump is calling him out for not being awful enough. He dared to appoint judges who didn’t just cave to Trump’s demands!

Lifetime appointments mean they have the rest of their lives to try to please him. Let’s face it, not everyone is up to the challenge.