Why start now?
Are they hiring non-White folks?
Only toadies, lickspittles, and obsequious weasels need apply.
I think this is adjacent to all the stuff he has been posting lately about how the Joe Biden everyone knows would not have done all the horrible things that came out of his administration (the “autopen theory” that his advisors were actually in charge). He is planning on investigating the 2020 election and the Biden administration. But he (or someone in his admin) realizes that with Biden’s cancer diagnosis it would look pretty bad to haul him in front of congress so now they will concentrate on all those who were around him. He’s trying to set up MAGA to not be pissed that grilling Biden won’t be the main event. Yeah, it’s weird but it explains his sudden about-face regarding Biden being a good guy (though mentally diminished) who was manipulated.
It is beyond shocking to learn that, between 2021 and 2025, we were led by a shadowy cabal of identity thieves calling themselves “Joe Biden.” I demand to know who these impersonators and doppelgangers really are and whether they could be persuaded to return to public service.
I don’t think there’s much overlap in the two-circle Venn diagram between being committed to the Constitution and advancing Trump’s executive orders and policy priorities.
I still sigh nostalgically at the scene in Oliver Stone’s W where Bush II looks at the daily briefing and says “Oh good, only three pages.”
If you went to bed early Saturday night, all you missed was the President of the United Sates sharing a post promoting a conspiracy theory about the former president.
What does “PDB” stand for? “Pissing Devochkas on the Bed”?
I’m guessing, for this, it means “President’s Daily Brief.”
…and guys that live under the bridge talking to themselves.
How can they do that when the priorities change so frequently?
I’m confused. Does Biden have cancer, or does one of his clones?
Wouldn’t a clone replicate the cancer of the original, along with everything else?
Only if created during an unforeseen malfunction of the Enterprise’s transporter.
Sure but they can probably dig up an older transporter record before the cancer and re-materialize him has healthy. Rinse and repeat as needed.
IIRC there were filters that would get rid of all the ‘bad’ stuff. It would come in handy. Get scanned with pancreatic cancer and arrive on the other pad with it all gone.
Shame about that fly getting in there.
I am not sure that suddenly having a hole in your pancreas where your cancer used to be has a good therapeutic prognosis.
In the Niven story, it looked like a teleportation booth but the traveler did not go anywhere, it just teleported away the life-cruft.
Let’s just have Hegseth stick his head into a fake TV set and pretend, like some bad 50 sit-com. It’s at least something he’d be minimally qualified for.