The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

I’ve also heard Didn’t Earn It.

Yeah, a Harvard graduate Black woman with 20 years experience didn’t earn it, while a Fox News talking head is imminently qualified. :roll_eyes:

Eminently. But also, of course, not eminently.

Let’s start with whatever the bleep this is. (Take that as a warning for the visual.)

The toddler-in-chief is, you guessed it, a crybaby/snowflake.

And now Musk is dogging his former boss.

California’s going to be fined, the biggest fines, the largest fines, a scale nobody’s ever seen before.

I will note that at least the felon didn’t call her him; he used the pronoun they. That will probably get some of his base in a lather, too.

Boulder suspect’s wife and children are in ICE custody to be expeditiously deported.

So why did I post that here instead of one of the other threads. This next bit shows why. The bolding is mine.

And if they knew nothing of it, lil’ Markie and Cruella de Vile? You’re still going to punish them, aren’t you?

It turns out the felon is running the government like he runs businesses!

Straight into bankruptcy.

Musk is giving a felon a dose of his own medicine.

Give me a moment. I fell off my chair on that one.

The renamer-in-chief is at it again. (The missing word in the second paragraph is in the original article.)

I’ll take your nominations now for which day, week, or month should be recognized for Amendment XXV.

The goverment wants to know if you’ve been harmed by an alien. The answers were obvious.

My favorite is the answer which included Musk. Of course the ones about extraterrestrials were close, too.

There is collateral damage in the feud with Harvard.

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The collateral damage is, of course, education itself.

China calls out Don the Con for being a conman.

Why is anyone even discussing anything with him anyway? He’s a convicted fraud. That means you cannot trust him.

Don’t tell me these clowns aren’t antisemites and Nazis.

Here’s your diploma, now fuck off.

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I left out “and shut the fuck up or we’ll make you pay every penny it cost for your college education”.

That’s enough news of the cruel for one day.

Alas, I don’t have an Xitter account, so it won’t let me read the responses. But answers about space aliens harming people is only to be expected.

Monty’s link goes to Yahoo News, so you should be able to view a selection of them. I had a look; they’re hilarious!

The idea of a teleporter fusing a fly with whatever was in the telepod with it gives a whole new meaning t the joke “How do you make an elephant fly?”

I mean, you’d have to build an extra-large teleporter to accommodate the elephant, but it’d be worth it for the sake of the joke.

So Fluffy tells us.

He looks like he’s having a difficult bowel movement.

He looks like he is a difficult bowel movement.

It’s bowel movements all the way down.

They are just asking to be trolled. What maroons.

AIUI, the only difficulty is [arrgh, Brain Bleach, Brain Bleach]

You have that backwards. They were trolling, and they knew it. We already knew what a country run by trolls is like, they are just reminding us what they

       Squirrel!

Considering their average, or even collective IQ’s, I doubt it.

There’s a term out there, and I just heard it the other day, something like “subversive compliance” where one carries out their assigned work tasks and duties in a way that fulfills the requirements technically but actually fucks it up. I think it’s used in the military–you do your duty but in a way that you don’t get it assigned to you again since you fuck up the tasks.

Maybe they’re some people in the adminstration that want to keep their jobs and heads down but know the admin is an evil clusterfuck and fuck back with it. I’m not saying this particular example is but it would be nice.

“Malicious” compliance.

There’s a Reddit forum for it.

That rings a bell. An example I’ve heard is that you’re in the military and assigned KP duty to peel potatoes but you pare them down to the size of golf balls–wasting a ton of edible material.

Remindsme a bit of this, albeit this is about actually obtaining the job in the first place (warning: very strong language from the start).

Short hijack: I used to work in a kitchen, and was really busy and ran the Hobart (automatic potato peeler) for a few extra minutes to save work on the back end.

They came out like little hotel soaps!