The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Fort Knoxen.

The one just down the road from Wossamotta U (Bullwinkle’s alma mater).

Shuttayaface!

You guys ain’t thinking. You go putting Jesus on the ones, and people will think it’s acceptable to just put singles in the church collection plate.

Proper Republican Jesus knows he should be on the hundred.

If someone’s head should be put on a plate, it’s John the Baptist’s.

More like Pete’s and Kristi’s. Better yet, DJT’s. Even better, the whole incompetent traitorous herd’s.

I laughed.

Amada? Is that you again?

Why does this bother me so very much? Oh, right, now I remember, about how you say “The Base” in Arabic.

You know, I don’t have strong feelings about the White House rose garden one way or the other. But I can’t see how this isn’t intended to piss someone off. Have there been complaints about a lack of flags at 1600 Penn.?

“WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House broke ground Monday on construction projects ordered by President Donald Trump to pave over the grass in the Rose Garden and install flagpoles on the north and south lawns.”

I bet these will be huge flags. No one has ever had bigger flags in the history of flags. See them from space! Plus, one will probably be a Trump flag.

Real estators must real estate.
You should be thankful it’s not the foundation stone for a TRUMP WASHINGTON.

That’s good. All the better to aim Jewish space lasers at them.

Trump 2028 with the last two digits changeable.

Don’t you see? they can sell the flags to the faithful*. “Buy a flag, personally autopengraphed by Dear Leader himself. Flew in the trump garden for at least two minutes, guaranteed! Only $299.99. Or for and additional $500, trump will personally hump your flag.”

*suckers

Autopenned by Your Favrite!!! PRESDNT!!! Me! And remember this autopen is not like SLEEPY JO’S autopen. My autopen is the best and personelly DIRECTED by ME!!!

November of 2026 can’t get here fast enough.

I have a fantasy where every single Republican running for a Congressional seat loses.

That might be the last election.