The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

TAFU maybe ?

Judge tells the felon he cannot run state elections.

Here’s more proof of exactly how little the felon and his frauds actually care about the military.

So people who want our constitution to continue to be in effect will be prosecuted, but those people who actually tried to overthrow the government got a mass pardon. Sounds logical to me.

And lest we forget.

And who doesn’t loves ome World War II imagery?

Do I really have to remind these fools there is no invasion? And what do they mean by all? Didn’t the felon just say those “foreign invaders” working on farms and in hotels and restaurants are great hardworking people his owners he wants to stay?

Awww. The poor little dictator wannabe whines he cannot just say “So shall it be written; so shall it be done!”

He whined about people saying he wants to be a king, but of coruse he used the royal we. (Same link)

Weatherman has blunt report.

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve call him this: racist-in-chief.

Hey, let me cut funding emergency agencies and then blame you!

and

Garcia arraigned on human trafficking charges

And yet Mexico is not seeking his extraditon for the deaths of “over 50” people in Mexico as the felon-in-chief’s sock puppets have alleged he is responsible for. Color me surprised if that didn’t happen.

Hegseth is turning into Captain Queeg.

TAFU = The Administration Fucks Up.

Why yes Donny, exactly the way the Constitution set it up!
Maybe in your spare time you could read it and see what the actual Constitutional powers of the Presidency really are.

Are you talking about this constitution?

Nah. Too long and too many big words.

I really feel hopeful today – that Trump’s plans and schemes have been totally ruined. The court have/will put a stop to federalizing the National Guard, and he himself* pulled the plug on mass deportations (I hope Stephen Miller is beside himself with impotent rage today).

*(I’m sure that what actually happened is that his friends in agriculture and hospitality called him up and said “WTF ARE YOU DOING, YOU IDIOT? YOU’RE SCARING AWAY ALL MY CHEAP LABOR!!” )

Now, if a miracle happens and Big Beautiful Bill comes out of the Senate with the worst parts amended to death…

Hey, if you deport all of my workers, I cannot pay you!

Sounds about right for Trump. Remember this one? Trump’s been able to eyeball a person’s ethnicity since at least 1993:

Trump’s comments saying Native Americans ‘don’t look like Indians’ resurface after remarks about Harris’ heritage

Footage of Donald Trump complaining that Native American casino operators “don’t look like Indians to me” has resurfaced in the wake of his shocking comments where he questioned Vice President Kamala Harris’ heritage.

Back in October 1993, Trump spoke at a congressional hearing about the opening of Native American-owned casinos, which would have competed with his own casinos in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

The then-businessman had sued the government claiming that Native American casinos had an unfair advantage because, under federal law, they did not pay taxes on casinos on Native American land.

During the hearing, Trump got into a heated exchange with Democratic congressman George Miller where he claimed that many Native American casino owners “don’t look like Indians.”

I had an idea for trumps big beautiful parade. This morning, fior reasons I can’t fathom, our classical music station started the day with a choral version of the Star Spangled Banner. But it gave me an idea I wish I could use.

Before trump paradfe, they should do the SSB, of course ('Murica fuck yeah!). but do all four verses. Make the fat fuck and his sycophants stand for 5 minutes or more while they get some typical MLB anthem singer to streeeetch out those notes as long and as torturous as possible. And they can’t complain, because, hey, don’t you love our country??

I was reading the comments on a Facebook post concerning the use of the military, and one response was that “the Marine Corps is known as The President’s Own, meaning he can deploy them anywhere anytime he wants.”

I think he was serious.

There is a unit of the Marines known as “The President’s Own”. It’s the Marine Corps Band, formerly under the baton of John Philip Sousa. I guess the designation means that the President can tell them to perform “Stars and Stripes Forever” anytime he wants. :slight_smile:

Ahem. The proper term is big bullshit parade. Remember, everything he wants to call *big beautiful" is, in fact, absolute bullshit.

I stand corrected. That’s bloody awesome! Pardfe, indeed.

And since it’s the United States Army’s birthday celebration he’s hijacking, add the entire Army Song to it.

What? Oh, I see. Never mind.

Every time I got to McDonalds for a pardfe the machine is broken so I have to settle for a covfefe and an apele pie.

Do you order those along with a hamberder?

In one of Trump’s Truth Social Posts this morning, he spelled the word “perade”. I doubt he is literate enough to notice any other changes to the word.

"REMEMBER, A RAINY DAY PERADE BRINGS GOOD LUCK. I’LL SEE YOU ALL IN D.C.”

And remember when he says he’ll see you, what he means, of course, is you will see him. And his being seen is all that matters to him.

Is it too much to ask for the road to cave in underneath one of the tanks?

Perade? Wouldn’t that be a line of his favorite hookers?

Good luck would be the entire event being canceled.

Or one of the tanks going out of control and just flat out running over him?

The bits I’ve seen of the parade – and I’m mostly watching MSNBC, which is not focusing on the parade itself – have been, frankly, boring. Few horses, few marching bands, no flashy fancy uniforms – but lots of soldiers in olive drab marching (and casually, rather than crisply). And the occasional armored vehicle.

I hope Trump is bored to tears.

Why would he be? They’re all there for him.
He wouldn’t know proper marching if they were walking all over him.