The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

I don’t know, I don’t get what the thing with tan suits is. Does it make a difference when a woman wears it?

If Michelle Obama wore one, it would just be further proof that “she’s” really a man.

Ted Cruz looks like he approves.

The logical answer should be “absolutely nothing,” of course. Even Blessed St. Ronnie wore them at official events. But, Republican supporters completely lost their collective sh*t over Obama wearing one.

Well, hilarity always makes everything better. But we should keep in mind that that outcome is NECESSARY, regardless of how much laughter ensues.

Trump has been a on a roll this afternoon. First he ranted about how fake news questioning his Legendary success has upset our Great American Pilots. How dare anyone make them feel terribly. There will be a press conference tomorrow to fight for their Dignity. Good deflection there. Of course, he then contradicts his own point by saying the fake news was wrong because the facts were not out there yet. Except his own made-up fact I guess.

Then he ranted about how Israel is continuing its witch hunt against Netanyahu. “Such a WITCH HUNT for a man who has given so much is unthinkable to me.” Uh, wasn’t there one of those against you? But rest assured, the USA saved Israel and Trump will save BIbi.

I’m curious to see how he plans to intervene in the Israeli judicial system.

And by “curious” I mean aghast, horrified and nauseous.

I have an urge to create a “Truth Social” account under the name @surrealDonaldTrump, and just repost what he posts, as a kind of satirical art.

Please do not give him MORE attention.

But then you might accidentally read what he posts, causing your own neurons to pack up their things and take the next train outta Dodge.

The felon is still on a naming spree!

But of course we know the attack wasn’t all that much of a success. It certainly didn’t accomplish what the felon said it did.

The felon attacks the legitimate media yet again. (Or is that still?)

The revolving door brought to you by DOGE is a mini-clusterfuck all by itself.

Time for a poll!

If you were laid off by the feds and then offered your job back, what would you do?

  • Take the offer!
  • Tell the feds to stick it where the Sun doesn’t shine!
0 voters

I, for one, am not surprised co-conspirator Kennedy’s hand-selected team of kooks experts wants the United States to go back in time.

How soon before the United States of America will be rife with Bubonic plague?

The felon, as all fraudsters are, is greedy.

And why do I say it’s because of his greed? (Same link)

Dinky Dick Mike wants the felon to wage war without congressional oversight.

Let me say that another way: The Speaker of the House of Representatives wants the president to be allowed to fight wars on his own volition.

Y’all remember, of course, when the felon said he wanted to chuck out the constitution. He doesn’t need to. Johnson’s leading the charge.

But, hey, he cares about people, right? Right?

Damn straight, Mikey! I am going to do something constructive. ***I’m voting a straight blue ticket in the next election and every election following until I leave this mortal coil.

It occurs to me, though, Mikey, that if you were to croak, you still would not be doing anything constructive. Your decomposition would generate some greenhouse gases, thus you would be a net negative for the planet even after you die.

And more nitty-gritty details from the Big Bullshit Bill.

And a very damning point is inlcuded later in that article.

I feel the compulstion to note now a very interesting point. Instead of spending all those billions of dollars on punishing people who, at most, have committed a non-violent misdemeanor, why not spend the mony on social programs, in the United States and abroad, to improve their lives, and thus the world?

This disappoints me.

And don’t think the felon and his co-conspirators constantly condemning and demeaning immigrants has nothing to do with this racist idiocy. (Formatting is from the cite.)

White descendants of immigrants are not told to go home. That “honor” is reserved for Asians and Blacks, evidently. And look at this representative’s résumé!

And, by the way, let’s not forget that the United States colonized the Philippines for a century. I am certainly not saying the United States caused all of the problems in that country, but we certainly bear a good share of the blame for those problems, especially given our support of that dictator Marcos.

Dumb Deluded Dotard Don doesn’t understand how language works. The opposite of defense is not war, it is attack. If he wants to be a contrarian, he should call the corresponding ministry Ministry of Attack.

Thanks. Just reading that, this popped into my head:

Dumb Deluded Dotard Don,
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
Dumb Deluded Dotard Don,
All the doo-dah day.
Gonna whine all night,
Gonna whine all day,
Bleats out whines on Truth Social,
Even when he’s naught to say.

Sounds like the high they all got from “saving Israel” has made him rethink his whole no-wars position. He’ll need another fix soon.

Somebody tell him he can get an even stronger high by mud-wrestling a Nile crocodile.

You and me both, man. You and me both.

Ooh, I’ve been looking for the term for that. I’ve just been calling it “delegation of thinking”.

Better hope the unnamed colleague never hears about St Patrick’s Day.

Nice. Now I have an earworm. Four hours already.
I think there is a thread for that.

Or meet an Italian from the Jersey shore.
(Nothing like a ‘Guido’ that’s more Italian than actual Italians despite their connection to Italy being separated by five generations.)

The opposite of defense is offense. The Department of Offense would fit right in with the Trump Administration. So much offensive stuff to keep them busy!