The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

[Monty]

Doesn’t the felon have a handler, like maybe a parole officer? This is a crying shame.

His Excellency Lee Jae-myung

President of the Republic of Korea

Seoul

Dear Mr. President:

It is a Great Honor for me to send you this letter in that it demonstrates the strength and commitment of our Trading Relationship, and the fact that the United States of America has agreed to continue working with Korea, despite having a significant Trade Deficit with your great Country. Nevertheless, we have decided to move forward with you, but only with more balanced, and fair, TRADE. Therefore, we invite you to participate in the extraordinary Economy of the United States, the Number One Market in the World, by far. We have had years to discuss our Trading Relationship with Korea, and have concluded that we must move away from these longterm, and very persistent, Trade Deficits engendered by Korea’s Tariff, and Non Tariff, Policies and Trade Barriers. Our relationship has been, unfortunately, far from Reciprocal. Starting on August 1, 2025, we will charge Korea a Tariff of only 25% on any and all Korean products sent into the United States, separate from all Sectoral Tariffs. Goods transshipped to evade a higher Tariff will be subject to that higher Tariff. Please understand that the 25% number is far less than what is needed to eliminate the Trade Deficit disparity we have with your Country. As you are aware, there will be no Tariff if Korea, or companies within your Country, decide to build or manufacture product within the United States and, in fact, we will do everything possible to get approvals quickly, professionally, and routinely — In other words, in a matter of weeks.

If for any reason you decide to raise your Tariffs, then, whatever the number you choose to raise them by, will be added onto the 25% that we charge. Please understand that these Tariffs are necessary to correct the many years of Korea’s Tariff, and Non Tariff, Policies and Trade Barriers, causing these unsustainable Trade Deficits against the United States. This Deficit is a major threat to our Economy and, indeed, our National Security!

We look forward to working with you as your Trading Partner for many years to come. If you wish to open your heretofore closed Trading Markets to the United States, and eliminate your Tariff, and Non Tariff, Policies and Trade Barriers, we will, perhaps, consider an adjustment to this letter. These Tariffs may be modified, upward or downward, depending on our relationship with your Country. You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

With best wishes, I am,

Sincerely,

[Signature]

That, of course, was signed by the felon.

What an embarassment to America he is.

[Gyrate]

@crowmanyclouds

Which definition of forging are you using there Benji?

Putting it on a fire and then hitting it with a big hammer?

[Pardel-Lux]

@Monty

You will never be disappointed with The United States of America.

He really is enjoying this, the fool asshole.

[Chad_Sudan]

“South Korean President Hospitalized after Head-Keyboard Collision”

[Monty]

@Chad_Sudan That I could believe.

I think some other posters on this site have mentioned this, but, good grief, he writes like a half literate stereotypical 13 year old girl in a bad television drama.

This is not diplomacy. It’s definitely not diplomatic.

[crowmanyclouds]

we will charge Korea a Tariff

There’s no point in having even the slightest hope that Trump will ever understand what he’s doing is there…

[Horatius]

@Monty

That, of course, was signed by the felon.

What an embarassment to America he is.

And, except for the “Korea” parts, I’m pretty sure it’s exactly the same letter he sent to Japan.

Welcome to the era of diplomacy by form letter.

[Monty]

Form letter, hell! It’s diplomacy by twit. And I’m not talking about the message.

[Pardel-Lux]

That was old news 2017 already, and what good has it done us?

[aurora_maire]

@Horatius

Welcome to the era of diplomacy by form letter.

parody

/parody

[Elendil_s_Heir]

But far too close to reality. Ugh ugh ugh.

[Horatius]

Sealcurity really sold it

[Horatius]

@Horatius

And, except for the “Korea” parts, I’m pretty sure it’s exactly the same letter he sent to Japan

And I realized after this; the implication of sending the same letter is basically, “Korea, you’re pretty much the same as Japan, right?”

Which is practically engineered to piss off the entire country of Korea.

[JohnT]

… and Japan.

[Horatius]

Yeah, but Korea, historically, has the better claim to “Fuck you guys, do you even know our history?!?!”

[Fear_Itself]

Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says 34 million able bodied people on Medicaid will be sent into the fields to replace deported migrant farmwokers.

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)

[Cervaise]

It’s the Great Leap Forward Inward.

[crowmanyclouds]

Are trains about to make a big comeback?

[Just_Asking_Questions]

@Fear_Itself

34 million able bodied people on Medicaid will be sent into the fields to replace deported migrant farmwokers.

Get the fuck up off your lazy ass, grandma, and pick that lettuce. I don’t care if it is hot, no freeloading off the government teat.

[dougrb]

Tractors are pretty fancy these days. Add the ability to be controlled over the internet and people could “play” it for free. “FarmVille 3D”. Problem solved.