The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Back in the 80s, at the height of the anti-apartheid movement, there was a South African stand up comedian. A big part of his act was just dead-pan reading out a list of how many people that year had been officially re-classified from one race to another. It was legit hilarious.

DEALS! DEALS! DEALS! INCREDIBLE DEALS! GET’EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT!
So many deals!

Genius.

Measles is probably just the warm-up for polio to come back. MAGA: Make America Gimpy Again!

Ellen blasts the felon! (The bolding is mine.)

This next part is Ellen DeGeneres quoting Rosie O’Donnell and it’s wonderful. I might even use it for my language techniques class next semester.

For the record: I firmly believe that any sitting president who touts the idea of revoking citizenship à la 1930s Germany because he doesn’t like what someonne says should be immediately impeached and removed from office. These two American women hit the nail on the head.

I guess living in China does protect me from some nonsense. I hadn’t heard about the Second Felonial Era making social media posts showing the felon as–hold on a second; my keyboard refused to process it–we’re back)–Superman. Check out the response to that.

Superman, huh? Scroll up a bit to see what I think the felon stands for instead of Superman’s Truth, Justice, and the American Way.

The felon’s body count has increased.

The felon’s monomania is blowing up in his face. (By the way, what color do you get when you mix orange with soot?)

So, basically, his immigration plan is the Trump casino of politics and governance.

Don’t anybody dare tell the felon what ketchup is made from!

The felon can’t catch a break. First it was the files in his bathroom and now it’s the Schrödinger’s cat of files relating to Epstein.

It couldn’t happen to a better man. As a matter of fact, it would not have happened to a better man.

What do you mean police brutality is wrong?

I’m still trying to process a 34-count felon’s saying he supports law and order. Also, that “by any means necessary” was only a plot device in the reboot Hawaii Five-0, not actually something that’s permissible.

Cruella de Vile got testy when taken to task by the press.

No, you criminal.This is a de facto outsourcing of federal prisoners. And whatever another administration did or did not do is 100% irrelevant to your current crimes.

I’m too peeved to post more of these today.

‘Letting all those ventilators we bought for fake Covid go to waste is typical lib tax and spend!’ ~ MAGA

Good God I hope he’s never seen that show. I thought it was mindless fun but at the same time, it occurred to me in every single episode that if these were real police officers, they’d make the Rampart scandal look like children playing in a sandbox. The interrogation room at 5-0 HQ had a drain in it, under the chair suspects sat in while the 5-0 officers creatively violated their rights on a weekly basis.

For a similar reason of not wanting to give Trump any ideas, I pray to all gods great and small that he has never seen season 2 of Andor, episode 8 in particular.

Or 24. “Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique” is literally the name of a trope on TV Tropes.

Or Red Dawn. I saw it and immediately knew what war crimes those supposed heros were committing.

More for today’s update!

He’s the champion! Too bad not at governing well.

If you think about it, that’s the way he “governs”: anyone who disagrees with him is out.

Ever the master of elocution and diplomacy, the felon gives us this amazing oratory.

In the history of our once great nation, we have gone from

to

to

culminating in this most impressive peroration.

But, hey, felon; props on using the majestic plural.

The felonials want to know how Australia and Japan will protect Taiwan from military attacks from the mainland. (The bolding is mine.)

WTF is with this ludicrous sign off to all of his edicts? Is this the equivalent of Yul Brynner’s “so it shall be written, so it shall be done”?

Is a puzzlement.

I’ve been wondering that myself. It just kind of started showing up a month or two ago.

It sounds like of pseudo-legalish to me, like a lawyer ending a cease and desist letter with “conduct yourself accordingly.” Kind of a polite implied threat.

From the Yahoo link posted above by Monty:

he (Trump) told NBC News that he’d be making a “major announcement” on the status of the three-year-old Russia-Ukraine war this coming Monday.

He’s going to tell us that he will be giving his attention to this matter.

And demanding we thank him.

I kind of suspect that it’s a phrase that he ran across somewhere, and he has now adopted it as his own. If you asked him about it, he would probably claim that no one had ever heard of it before him.

It reminds me more of the sign-off to the Bartles and Jaymes Wine Cooler commercials – “So long, and Thank you for Your Support!”

I’m half expecting something that I saw frequently when the company I worked for started “co-sourcing” its IT operations with an Indian contractor: “Kindly do the needful.” It’s probably a more-or-less literal translation from the original, and it’s a perfectly legitimate request, but it did (and does) fall strangely on my Western ears.

Long ago I had a job that involved a lot of correspondence from India and yes, “Kindly do the needful” was a standard phrase in any letter involving a request.

But that’s just it. “Kindly do the needful” and “Thank you for your attention to this matter” both suggest that there’s something the recipient is expected to do about something. If I’m writing to complain about a billing error, or something, I might thank the person for their attention to this matter, because I actually expect them to sort it out.

But on random tweets? Am I supposed to read his latest rant on immigrants, and then immediately leap up and start deporting my neighbors, or something?