Back in the 80s, at the height of the anti-apartheid movement, there was a South African stand up comedian. A big part of his act was just dead-pan reading out a list of how many people that year had been officially re-classified from one race to another. It was legit hilarious.
Genius.

Co-conspirator Kennedy is called to account for creating an epidemic.
Measles is probably just the warm-up for polio to come back. MAGA: Make America Gimpy Again!
Ellen blasts the felon! (The bolding is mine.)
Ellen DeGeneres is putting her support behind Rosie O’Donnell.
The former talk show host, 67, gave a shout-out to O’Donnell on Instagram on Sunday, July 13 — just one day after President Donald Trump claimed he was “giving serious consideration” to revoking O’Donnell’s U.S. citizenship.
DeGeneres responded to the news with a carousel post containing two slides. One featured a screenshot of Trump’s July 12 social media post in which he claimed O’Donnell, 63, was “a threat to humanity,” and the other showed O’Donnell’s response to the president.
“Good for you,” DeGeneres wrote, tagging O’Donnell.
Alongside an image of Trump, 79, standing next to Jeffrey Epstein — who was charged with multiple offenses relating to the sex trafficking of minors — O’Donnell wrote in an Instagram response to the president that she was “everything” he “fears”: a “loud woman,” “queer woman,” “mother who tells the truth” and an American who “got out of the country b4 u set it ablaze.”
This next part is Ellen DeGeneres quoting Rosie O’Donnell and it’s wonderful. I might even use it for my language techniques class next semester.
“You build walls — I build a life for my autistic kid in a country where decency still exists,” O’Donnell continued in the message, later reposted by DeGeneres. “You crave loyalty — I teach my children to question power. You sell fear on golf courses — I make art about surviving trauma. You lie, you steal, you degrade — I nurture, I create, I persist. You are everything that is wrong with America — and I’m everything you hate about what’s still right with it.”
“You want to revoke my citizenship? Go ahead and try, King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan. I’m not yours to silence. I never was,” she added.
For the record: I firmly believe that any sitting president who touts the idea of revoking citizenship à la 1930s Germany because he doesn’t like what someonne says should be immediately impeached and removed from office. These two American women hit the nail on the head.
I guess living in China does protect me from some nonsense. I hadn’t heard about the Second Felonial Era making social media posts showing the felon as–hold on a second; my keyboard refused to process it–we’re back)–Superman. Check out the response to that.
The White House has responded after drawing ire and backlash over its recent memes, one of which included a fake movie poster depicting President Donald Trump as Superman.
In a post shared across its core social media accounts on Friday night, the White House said: “Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we can’t post banger memes,” alongside a picture of an announcement board that read “OMG, did the White House really post this?” In response, one X user argued that such memes show “how unserious this Administration is.” The White House’s defiant stance was also shared across the official POTUS accounts on X, Instagram, and Facebook.
The White House earlier on Friday posted an AI-altered image of Rep. Jimmy Gomez of California, a Democrat, after he criticized an ICE raid at a marijuana farm. The post featured a doctored image of Gomez crying, labeling him “cryin’ Jimmy.” The upload was condemned by many, with one Instagram user asking: “Why is the official White House page making these kind[s] of comments?”
Meanwhile, on Thursday night, the White House social team prompted reactions far and wide, some of the mocking variety, when it replaced actor David Corenswet with Trump in a meme of the poster for the new movie Superman. Where the original poster says “A James Gunn film” at the top, the Trump team’s alternative reads “A Trump presidency,” followed by the slogan: “Truth. Justice. The American Way.” The accompanying caption referred to “Superman Trump” as the “Symbol of hope.” The mock-up movie poster stood out amid a slew of other posts that focused on high-stakes matters such as the Trump Administration’s border patrol policies and the relief efforts for the devastating Texas floods.
Superman, huh? Scroll up a bit to see what I think the felon stands for instead of Superman’s Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
The felon’s body count has increased.
A cannabis farmworker who was critically injured during a chaotic immigration raid by federal authorities in Southern California died Saturday, according to his family.
Jaime Alanis Garcia’s death came days after he fell roughly 30 feet during a raid by federal immigration authorities at Glass House Farms in Camarillo, California, a city about 50 miles northwest of downtown Los Angeles.
Garcia’s family told NBC Los Angeles that he broke his neck and skull in the fall and was placed on life support shortly afterward — until his wife could travel from Mexico to be by his side before he died.
“His wife and parents decided today to let him rest. He has passed away,” his niece said in a statement Saturday.
The felon’s monomania is blowing up in his face. (By the way, what color do you get when you mix orange with soot?)
President Donald Trump and his administration continue to bet big on the issue that, more than any other, appeared to help him win him a second term in 2024: immigration.
The administration and its allies have gleefully played up standoffs between federal immigration agents and protesters, such as the one Thursday during a raid at a legal marijuana farm in Ventura County, California.
And as congressional Republicans were passing a very unpopular Trump agenda bill last month, Vice President JD Vance argued that its historic expansion of Immigration and Customs Enforcement and new immigration enforcement provisions were so important that “everything else” was “immaterial.”
But this appears to be an increasingly bad bet for Trump and Co.
It’s looking more and more like Trump has botched an issue that, by all rights, should have been a great one for him. And ICE’s actions appear to be a big part of that.
The most recent polling on this comes from Gallup, where the findings are worse than those of any poll in Trump’s second term.
The nearly monthlong survey conducted in June found Americans disapproved of Trump’s handling of immigration by a wide margin: 62% to 35%. And more than twice as many Americans strongly disapproved (45%) as strongly approved (21%).
It also found nearly 7 in 10 independents disapproved.
These are Trump’s worst numbers on immigration yet. But the trend has clearly been downward – especially in high-quality polling like Gallup’s.
So, basically, his immigration plan is the Trump casino of politics and governance.
Don’t anybody dare tell the felon what ketchup is made from!
If tomato prices jump because of new tariffs on the Mexican-grown produce, restaurant owner Teresa Razo says her businesses could go bust.
“I give it three months, and then we go bankrupt,” said Teresa Razo, owner of two Argentine-Italian restaurants in Southern California.
On July 14, a nearly three-decade-old US-Mexico trade agreement may give way to 20.9% tariffs on most Mexican tomato imports. That could mean higher prices for Americans at the grocery store, at the pizza parlor — anywhere that uses tomatoes. And for some small businesses, higher prices could close them down entirely.
The tomato tariffs are among the latest examples of President Donald Trump’s chaotic tariff policy, which has shaken up global trade, left companies uncertain how to plan for the future, and made Americans nervous about where the world’s biggest economy could be headed.
Field-grown tomatoes cost US shoppers about $1.70 per pound as of May 2025, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Consumer tomato prices could rise by about 10% and demand may fall by 5% as a result of these tariffs, according to Timothy Richards, a professor of agribusiness at Arizona State University.
The United States is the top market for Mexican tomato exports, according to the US Department of Agriculture. In a June report, the department found that the new tariffs would likely lead to a drop in tomato imports and higher prices.
Prominent conservatives are sounding political alarms for President Donald Trump, accusing the Justice Department of botching a review and release of files related to Jeffrey Epstein.
Many of Trump’s allies – and supporters across the country – have called for the government to share additional information on the case of the disgraced financier and convicted sex offender. That includes two topics of widespread online speculation: a so-called “client list” as well as any evidence supporting claims that Epstein, who died while awaiting trial, didn’t commit suicide.
While New York’s chief medical examiner ruled in 2019 that Epstein died by suicide, Trump on the 2024 campaign trail said he would declassify federal files on the man. A new report released last week by the FBI and Department of Justice said officials found no such list or proof that Epstein was murdered in custody.
The findings quickly prompted pushback among some of Trump’s supporters, who alleged the president’s administration wasn’t living up to its promises of transparency with the American people.
“Please understand the EPSTEIN AFFAIR is not going away,” Trump’s former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn wrote in a post directed to the president. He warned that unanswered questions means that “moving forward on so many other monumental challenges our nation is facing becomes much harder.”
It couldn’t happen to a better man. As a matter of fact, it would not have happened to a better man.
What do you mean police brutality is wrong?
President Donald Trump denounced “THUGS” and “SLIMEBALLS” who have been protesting ICE in a Friday night Truth Social post, authorizing further arrests of protesters ”using any means necessary.”
On his way back from Texas, where he saw for himself the devastation caused by last week’s floods, Trump took to his social media platform to complain about protesters who are attempting to prevent Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents from carrying out raids, largely in California.
The president wrote, “I am on my way back from Texas, and watched in disbelief as THUGS were violently throwing rocks and bricks at ICE Officers while they were moving down a roadway in their car and/or official vehicle. Tremendous damage was done to these brand-new vehicles. I know for a fact that these Officers are having a hard time with allowing this to happen in that it shows such total disrespect for LAW AND ORDER.”
He continued, ”Therefore, I am directing Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, and Border Czar, Tom Homan, to instruct all ICE, Homeland Security, or any other Law Enforcement Officer who is on the receiving end of thrown rocks, bricks, or any other form of assault, to stop their car, and arrest these SLIMEBALLS, using whatever means is necessary to do so.”
”I am giving Total Authorization for ICE to protect itself, just like they protect the Public. I never want to see a car carrying a Law Enforcement Officer attacked again! AUTHORIZATION IMMEDIATELY GRANTED FOR ARREST AND INCARCERATION. Thank you for your attention to this matter!,” he finished.
I’m still trying to process a 34-count felon’s saying he supports law and order. Also, that “by any means necessary” was only a plot device in the reboot Hawaii Five-0, not actually something that’s permissible.
Cruella de Vile got testy when taken to task by the press.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem clashed with NBC “Meet the Press” host Kristen Welker in a testy exchange on Sunday over alleged “inhumane” conditions at the newly-opened Alligator Alcatraz migrant detention facility in the Florida everglades.
The detention facility, which currently holds 900 people but has the capacity to hold nearly 4,000, has been under scrutiny after Democratic lawmakers toured the facility on Saturday. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, D-Fla., described the facility as an "internment camp." Democratic lawmakers who toured the facility claimed that detainees were subjected to inhumane treatment, unsanitary conditions and sweltering heat. Wasserman Schultz claimed that detainees were forced to drink water from the same sink they use for the bathroom, and were packed into “wall-to-wall cages.”
“Our detention centers at the federal level are held to a higher standard than most local or state centers and even federal prisons. The standards are extremely high, now this is a state-run facility at Alligator Alcatraz —” Noem told Welker in response to being questioned over whether the Florida facility was inhumane, before being interrupted by the host.
“More than 30 people stuffed into a jail cell?” Welker asked, cutting off Noem.
“I wish they would have said that back during the Biden administration and back when the Democrats were in the White House when they were piling people on top of each other on cement floors and they didn’t have two feet to move. They never did that, and that’s why this politics has to end,” Noem said.
No, you criminal.This is a de facto outsourcing of federal prisoners. And whatever another administration did or did not do is 100% irrelevant to your current crimes.
I’m too peeved to post more of these today.
‘Letting all those ventilators we bought for fake Covid go to waste is typical lib tax and spend!’ ~ MAGA

Also, that “by any means necessary” was only a plot device in the reboot Hawaii Five-0, not actually something that’s permissible.
Good God I hope he’s never seen that show. I thought it was mindless fun but at the same time, it occurred to me in every single episode that if these were real police officers, they’d make the Rampart scandal look like children playing in a sandbox. The interrogation room at 5-0 HQ had a drain in it, under the chair suspects sat in while the 5-0 officers creatively violated their rights on a weekly basis.
For a similar reason of not wanting to give Trump any ideas, I pray to all gods great and small that he has never seen season 2 of Andor, episode 8 in particular.
Or 24. “Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique” is literally the name of a trope on TV Tropes.
Or Red Dawn. I saw it and immediately knew what war crimes those supposed heros were committing.
More for today’s update!
He’s the champion! Too bad not at governing well.
President Donald Trump on Sunday bragged about winning yet another golf championship ― but not everyone is buying it.
The president wrote on his Truth Social website that he and partner Tommy Urciuoli won the member-member championship at Trump’s Bedminster golf club.
Trump has a remarkable record of success at golf, but much of that success comes on his own courses, including at least three other championships at Trump clubs this year alone.
Sportswriter Rick Reilly ― who has golfed with Trump ― has said in the past there’s a reason for that: He cheats.
Reilly told MSNBC last year that Trump cheats “like a mafia accountant” and called his championships “fake as Velveeta cheese.”
“He’s never won a championship at a course he doesn’t own and operate,” Reilly said. “He’s played in Pebble Beach, he’s played in the Tahoe one, where there are rules and judges and cameras. And in those, he’s never finished in the top half. So he wins when anybody who disagrees that he won is out of the club. That’s how he gets it.”
If you think about it, that’s the way he “governs”: anyone who disagrees with him is out.
Ever the master of elocution and diplomacy, the felon gives us this amazing oratory.
President Donald Trump said the United States will be sending Ukraine’s armed forces additional Patriot air defense missiles and more “very sophisticated” military equipment, as he expressed frustration at Russian president Vladimir Putin’s conduct in his country’s three-year-old war against Ukraine.
“I am very disappointed with President Putin. I thought he was somebody that meant what he said, and he’ll talk so beautifully and then he’ll bomb people at night. We don’t like that,” the president told reporters at Joint Base Andrews on Sunday after returning from the FIFA Club World Cup final.
In the history of our once great nation, we have gone from
Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
to
Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
to
Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country
culminating in this most impressive peroration.
We don’t like that.
But, hey, felon; props on using the majestic plural.
The felonials want to know how Australia and Japan will protect Taiwan from military attacks from the mainland. (The bolding is mine.)
(Reuters) -The Pentagon is urging Japan and Australia to clarify what role they would play if the U.S. and China went to war over Taiwan, the Financial Times reported on Saturday.
Elbridge Colby, the U.S. under-secretary of defense for policy, has been pushing the matter during recent talks with defense officials of both countries, the report said, citing people familiar with the discussions.
According to the newspaper, the reported request caught both Tokyo and Canberra off guard, as the U.S. itself does not offer a blank cheque guarantee to defend Taiwan.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!,” he finished.
WTF is with this ludicrous sign off to all of his edicts? Is this the equivalent of Yul Brynner’s “so it shall be written, so it shall be done”?
Is a puzzlement.

WTF is with this ludicrous sign off to all of his edicts?
I’ve been wondering that myself. It just kind of started showing up a month or two ago.
It sounds like of pseudo-legalish to me, like a lawyer ending a cease and desist letter with “conduct yourself accordingly.” Kind of a polite implied threat.
From the Yahoo link posted above by Monty:
he (Trump) told NBC News that he’d be making a “major announcement” on the status of the three-year-old Russia-Ukraine war this coming Monday.
He’s going to tell us that he will be giving his attention to this matter.
And demanding we thank him.

I’ve been wondering that myself. It just kind of started showing up a month or two ago.
I kind of suspect that it’s a phrase that he ran across somewhere, and he has now adopted it as his own. If you asked him about it, he would probably claim that no one had ever heard of it before him.

WTF is with this ludicrous sign off to all of his edicts? Is this the equivalent of Yul Brynner’s “so it shall be written, so it shall be done”?
It reminds me more of the sign-off to the Bartles and Jaymes Wine Cooler commercials – “So long, and Thank you for Your Support!”
I’m half expecting something that I saw frequently when the company I worked for started “co-sourcing” its IT operations with an Indian contractor: “Kindly do the needful.” It’s probably a more-or-less literal translation from the original, and it’s a perfectly legitimate request, but it did (and does) fall strangely on my Western ears.
Long ago I had a job that involved a lot of correspondence from India and yes, “Kindly do the needful” was a standard phrase in any letter involving a request.

“Kindly do the needful.”
But that’s just it. “Kindly do the needful” and “Thank you for your attention to this matter” both suggest that there’s something the recipient is expected to do about something. If I’m writing to complain about a billing error, or something, I might thank the person for their attention to this matter, because I actually expect them to sort it out.
But on random tweets? Am I supposed to read his latest rant on immigrants, and then immediately leap up and start deporting my neighbors, or something?