Tariff don’t like it,
Rock the Casbah!
Rock the Casbah!
And now we know why the DOJ was so keen to arrest Democratic lawmakers fulfilling their oversight duties by trying to enter ICE detention facilities.
I got 83%.
Update time!
I might as well start out with one that sounds like a joke: Where’s Danny?
And the felon, being the incredible, nay stable, genius manager he is, had this to say.
We need a new prefix for this. Neither misadministration nor maladministration can lift the weight required to describe the Second Felonial Era.
Oh, and how can I let this slide? Further in the linked article is this slogan just begging, pleading, insisting, and even demanding to be mocked. (The bolding is mine.)
That would be MASA. Say it out loud. If that doesn’t set off a light bulb over your noggin, try saying it out loud again but with yes or no (your choice) before it.
Irony, Will Robinson! Irony! (The bolding below is mine.)
Your boss is a convicted criminal. He has not been held accountable. Shut the fuck up.
The Supreme Court just set back education in the United States by at least four decades. (The bolding is mine.)
And the Cone of Silence has been put to good use.
Someone needs to explain to them they have their jobs for life. They don’t need to do his bidding.
The felon is back on a renaming kick!
We are the champions! I mean, he is the champion and he has the trophy to prove it!
Why the fuck are they pandering to this felon?
What do you know! The felon is the champion. Hahahahaha! (The bolding is mine; the hilarity is courtesy of the Universe and Karma.)
The Woo Master has some great financial advice for thos losing Medicaid.
See? It’s your own damn fault you need medical care. Yours and that damn siren of a confection with its cream cheese frosting.
I wonder who he’s going to blame for all those hamberders his scarfing down on a regular basis.
Just in case you thought it was peevish to call them Faux News, check out this blather. (Whoever wrote that URL needs to be promoted and given a month’s vacation all expenses paid.)
Translation: Trainwreck ahead!
Hell, I’d’ve asked if he’d like to be able to remember the names of his wives and the children that are purportedly his.
I think I see now why he hates education so much. He never learned how to use that conjunction correctly. He must blame all teachers for that.
This kind of fiction is going to sour me on alternative reality stories for life.
The rest of the article has some great xitters lambasting the felon. One simply has, “0 for 2”.
George Conway should be an umpire. He called this one right.
Did the felon have Oz write that answer for him?
Cruella de Vile must be taking oratory lessons from the felon. (The bolding is mine. And I hope it’s not too much of the article to quote.)
Evidently her English teacher never taught her subject-verb agreement. Or vocabulary.
Ah, a godly man, a man with the patience of a saint, a man with…What’s that? Oh, right. I was reading from the wrong script. The Felon.
This next part makes me want to know who these so-called faith leaders are.
I want to ensure I have absolutely nothing to do with them.
Ethics? You want ethics? We don’t need no stinking ethics!
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Ah, the Second Felonial Era drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on…
Hagiocracy?
Kakistocracy is not a new word but seems as though it was purpose built for Trump and his team.
Having a trade deficit with the US? That’s a tariff.
Being an island populated entirely by penguins? That’s a tariff.
Not blatantly sucking up to Trump? You’d better believe that’s a tariff.
And when the Clusterfuck finally comes to an end, the Orange Asshole will pardon every single federal employee who served during his administration. Nobody will ever be held accountable for their crimes and there isn’t a goddamn thing anyone can do about it. Zilch, zero, nada.
Which is exactly why at least one person is praying the felon departs this mortal coil before then.
I’m still peeved at the New York judge for not holding the sentencing after the election. As I mentioned in my post above, the felon is a criminal and he’s not being held to account. The state government whiffed that one.
Or not. It’s not like he cares what happens to them, after all.
In an article about the Club World Cup, just played in the USA, a sentence right at the end gets my attention:
In general the whole article sounds good to me, but this is remarcable:
Fifa has just opened offices in Trump Tower: Infantino’s alliance with the president is both committed and alarming.
Wonder how hight the rent is and for how long the lease has been signed.
At least two, but then Vance does it.
Of course he doesn’t care, but it makes him virtually untouchable even if by some miracle the Supreme Court had the temerity to rule against self-pardons. Not to mention that to a criminal scumbag like Trump, pardoning everyone means ‘winning’ the war against the libs.
Unfortunately, being in a Spanish-adjacent state I first saw that as the stuff tortillas are made from. We need a second S, Make America’s Stupid Safe Again – MASSA.
Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs (D) blames loss of 88-year-old Grand Canyon Lodge on iDJiT Administration’s controlled burn. Department of Interior responds, essentially, “Nuh-uh!”
“While the flame was started with a lightning strike, the federal government chose to manage that fire as a controlled burn during the driest, hottest part of the Arizona summer,” Hobbs wrote in a social media post on Sunday.
In a statement to media, Elizabeth Peace, a spokesperson for the US Interior Department, said the allegation that the fire was mismanaged “is not at all accurate and our wildland fire experts certainly know the difference”.
She added that the department takes the threat of wildfires “with the utmost seriousness”.
Headline from The Atlantic: “The Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food”
If this isn’t evil, then I don’t know what is. This 500 tons of emergency food aid is last-ditch food intended to keep people alive after a disaster.
And it’s just the tip of the coming iceberg. There is another 60,000 metric tons of food aid currently collecting dust in warehouses that will also be destroyed in due course if it is not distributed before it expires or goes bad.
This includes hundreds of thousands of boxes of emergency food pastes, already paid for and purchased by U.S. taxpayers, which are currently collecting dust in U.S. warehouses. Emergency food pastes are intended for starving children. It is going to waste because all of the contracts for food distribution have been cancelled, and the federal workers who oversaw this have all been fired.
Fuck Trump and everyone associated with this clusterfuck of an administration, fuck everyone who voted for this, and fuck Marco Rubio too. He has lived up to Trump’s derisive nickname for him.
I have never been so disgusted and disappointed with my country. It makes me ashamed to be an American.
You’d think that someone in “Mr. Businessman’s” administration would have at least figured out how to sell this stuff to someone. Even if it was illegal; that never stops them anywhere else.
But there’s the risk that somebody, somewhere might actually be helped; and we can’t have that now, can we?
Nah, spend five cents re-branding it as Trump Luxury Survival Food Puree, and sell it as surplus to the MAGA faithful “To help you survive the onslaught of rape and murder by Democrat Migrants From Mexico!”
It’ll still go to waste, but you’ll make a few bucks, so win-win!
Can’t they just claim the foodstuffs were incinerated and then sell them on the side for pure profit? I seem to remember something similar as a plot to a movie or TV show. Dirty law enforcement officers were reselling drugs confiscated as evidence that were supposed to have been destroyed.
How bout this (much in the same vein)
Preach it. I would totally understand it if the rest of the world, including Canada and Mexico, treats the US as a pariah nation. Electing Trump once might have been an aberration. The second time seriously demonstrates the rot is down to the core.